The superior

The imperial system has your head working more which is how Americans evolve to have good memories

The metric system: perfect for people who can't multiply or divide by anything other than 10.
Honestly, we should throw out both and switch to a 16-based measurement system. It would work much better for computers, and machines are calculating more and more measurements now.

268 de on gru = 1 ukftiv
85 yo in de l = 1 r ok CV rey k
Freezing point of water = 76432 unifik
Boiling point of water = 93847764874 unifik
474 rujmfkk ugkdujv = 1 tohcujy

Imperial system in a nutshell

Yeah, i used the imperial system