Uncle Sam

Crush is:

what

I don't have a crush on anyone.

oh ok

You go first, bro

um, i'll tell ya in dm's

YES

m-k

nerdgrl

obviously

LoL

i have no crush https://imgflip.com/user/DaisyUsedToBeDappledfang me and her are dating

she is your crush

no, she's better than a crush, she's a girlfriend

true

Nobody

oof

As of now, I am asexual. So nobody really.

oh ok

come on srsly?

yup

well, everyone knows church, but there's more

hmm, ok that works

nah, i'll do the more part

oh ok

*ahem*
mikey and ᵐᵒᵒᵏᶦᵉ

oooh, mookie is nice, try tying the knot with her

what?

nevermind

ok

well I'm not doing it

you have to

since when were you the boss

its a dare

well I'm not taking dares right now

bruh

also, you know that you can refuse dares right?

yes

so I'm not doing it!

nevermind

ok

Nobody right now, I already have a girlfriend

so your crush would be your gf,which is...?

CloudDays. Except I mostly became her boyfriend not because I had a crush on her, but mostly because before she was depressed after she broke up with her old boyfriend, and I thought of asking to be her new one in an effort to cheer her up. And one day she said I could be her boyfriend if I wanted to, and after hours of thinking, I decided to do it. And now we're here.

oh ok cool, i hope you two have a everlasting bond together

I hope as well.