Depending on your state, you may be limited to a 10lb turkey. You'll need to file a 4473 with your local grocer. Stuffing or gravy require a $200 tax stamp and about a year waiting period. You'll also need to create a trust if you want to share. And this is an election year with covid, so good luck being able to afford potatoes, if you can even find them. Forks have been banned as they are considered automatic turkey eating devices and frying turkeys is a felony.
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