Mocking Spongebob

Nooo

Bro, do you support this kind of conduct?!

One night, on Christmas night. I was sleeping and my cat ran into my room and he was sooo scared. He came to me, because Im his best friend.
But Im assuming that Santa was there and scared him

Awww, you don't blame Santa for such a hideous act do you? Or Santa's a monster.

Im mad at Santa for scaring and traumatizing my cat and his elf on the shelf scaring the crap out of me every morning.

Santa is to be tried at Court for his actions, but I hear that he doesn't leave loose ends... kills all witnesses before they testify in Court and also digs blackmail on the Judge.

Yes

Forget it.
Santa was once accused of being a Russian spy, the accuser died of a heart attack before he could provide evidence.
Coincidence... I think not.

Say what now

Yep. Not surprising.
What do you expect from a declared sex addict that breaks into your house and acts like it's normal? That's just a cover for his real antics.

Um excuse me Santa isn’t real lmao

Santa is a covert operative. Of course, the world would believe that he doesn't exist in the first place... like Jason Bourne.

Oof

I've never lied so much in a day,
lying is an enjoyable pastime.
Should try.

Oh
Okay....

Yeah ok shut up with your conspiracy theories lmao

My right to free expression has been sabotaged, I shall now go into seclusion.

Stating facts.

You do know that... WTF

....

That'd be enough Anti-Santa propaganda for today. I'll start again tomorrow... maybe write a story.

Make a song

A song against Santa!?
Makes my heart bleed, I ain't a satanic creed.
Ok, I'll try.

Just a suggestion

Also, a guy broke up with his girlfriend because she cheated on him with Santa when he broke into their house at 12:00 AM.

....
What did I just read

Yeah, it’s like

I think it’s Christmas cuz all I see are hoe hoe hoes

As if you don't want them... 😏

OH F**K

Screw Christmas

*screws Christmas

Aaaaall I want for chritmaaaaaas iiiiiiiiiiiiis
*inhales*

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH

lol

I just want you for my own more than you could ever know make my wish come true baby all I want for Christmas is you

Yeah, ey

It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year (ey, yeah)

I have just one query (what's that?)

Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (uh-huh!)

The answer is clear

It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year

Sprite! (let's go!)

Yeah, ey

It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year (ey, yeah)

I have just one query (what's that?)

Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (uh-huh!)

The answer is clear

It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year

Sprite! (let's go!)