I HAD TO WIPE WITH A PAGE OF OUR SCRIPT FOR TODAY! WHERE'S ALL THE TOILET PAPER?! WE'RE NOW BEING MORE ENVIRONMENTALLY CONSCIOUS! USE YOUR FINGER. USE MY @#$% WHAT? I TOLD YOU WE NEEDED TO GET A BIDET LAST SEASON! YOU'VE BEEN TEXTING WITH THAT GRETA THUNBERG AGAIN, HAVEN'T YOU!