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who tf is Dr. Bright

someone I look up to a LOT

also the inventor of chainsaw cannons

http://www.scpwiki.com/dr-bright-s-personnel-file

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh now i remember who Doc is

yes

No, throwing D-Class at it til it stops is NOT a valid recontainment procedure

y e s i t i s

N o i t i s n t D r B r i g h t

Wait no I'm receiving reports that he has f**king crashed one of Jupiter's moons onto SCP-2332 (i forgot the number)

What about chainsaws?

Those are not the answer to everything

yes they are.

No they arent

Yes, they, are.

The Foundations Motto is "Secure. Contain. Protect"

You sure it's not "Someone is getting stabbed?"

No its not

then it's "Snap Crackle and Pop"

No it's not, Dr Bright

Then its "Will it blend?"