I was tapping him here and there to keep him going, but then early morning went to get him in a froth, him thinking he was doing actually something awesome, then I lobbed in the roach bit.
His first reply was a mere "lmao!!!!!," so I figured he didn't take the bait, but a few minutes later he replied with a screesnhot of my comment, which I stoked with more ghetto cockroach talk, then he went full blast spamming on said screenshot and that was the end of him.
He was just too stupid and boring and had to go.