Cheerleader waifu!

Is he screaming cause girls freak him out or because he hates cheerleaders cause they remind him of college football?

i get uncomfortable near them and i think u know y

Suprise boner time...

He busted his nut!

FilthyFrank only knows Welcome to the ricefield Motherf**ker and has a friend who keeps on saying "ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo"

Hot

She sure is!

Wonder how.her bedroom skills are ;3

I don't know but if they're half as good as her signing skillz...

Guess I'll find out

man of culture right here

Don't mess with Surly's Waifu!

Don't worry she's not my waifu. She's just super hot.

That sh*t is starting to be in my brain

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Laugh Fest!

Ow, I sneezed and now I'm half deaf

Lol!

Eh

Yawn or blow your nose to undeaf

His ear drum is done for, his ear is bleeding

Always bring him to her side when you're with her

Nice!

Us and our waifus

AshikuraKojurata-Hanamaru Kunikida
FredXKanata-Kanata Konoe
SurlyKong69-Nozomi Tojo

Holy sh#t! Those girls are hot!

Oi. where is my waifu? shampoo?

Pick your waifu here. https://idol.st/idols/

you ever think hey i wonder what her panties look like cuz i do half the time

I don't have to wonder now that I'm claiming her as my waifu. I find out when I take her shopping!

Trying to read Surly's mind about Nozomi.

Whoa there! Don't he spilling Elmer's glue on my waifu, lol!

That's you spilling or squeezing the Mayonnaise bottle too hard for your hotdog but spilled at Nozomi and tries to eat it while she's changing clothes.

I may have overdone the mayo...

same goes for me and mina lol

I and Kanata work in a supermarket though.

Nope. There's just gonna be MORRRRRR waifus locked up there so it will do no good!

Fine, someone the waifus, I must impregnate them all

K

Nope. Some of em wanna adopt instead, so you'll have to use protection or some alternative birth control method.

Fine, do I still at least get the sex?

Most of them are in horny jail for being DTF during NNN, so you're gonna get some loving in horny jail wether you want it or not.

I'm coming, horny jail!!

Yep

You'll be coming there alright, hehehe 😁

Come and get me, FBI!

Condoms, Birth control pills. It will be awesome if someone can make a drink that destroys sperms as they enter. Hot showers kill sperms

Hot showers don't work as birth control.

Well, at least it gives a low chance of pregnancy.

Gotta save water to help the environment or whatever. Hehehe...

Irl hot water isn't nearly hot enough to kill sperm, but whatever. I'd still help my waifu in the shower. You know, just to save water... hehehe.

Unless if they want to. Its legal if they to do it with you

It's legal is they initiate. But some of the imprisoned waifus don't wanna get pregnant. So you'll have to improvise if you know what I mean.

Gladly I'm a virgin in IRL but I dream of having sex with Kanata while using Trojan condoms

Stock up! Better safe than sorry!

If they want to do it with you*

*When you see a hoard of imprisoned waifus coming to her cell in horny jail* "easy girls! I'm only one man!"

Summon*

WE will do it together

I think you, I, and Ashikura can face this horde

Thumbs up ready guys lets do this

DEUS VEULT! TO US ALL LADS!

LET US BEGIN COMRADES

Are you in Ashikura?

YES

Captain-Ashikura!

..

Okay!

HECK YEH! WERE A DAMN TEAM! TIME FOR INTERSPECIES REVIEWER SEASON 2

YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

Ok we can continue but where the f**k is this chat going

Go***amn~

Did one of us survive right?

I survived

What do you mean? Your saying there is a risk?

We did because we used up the Titan Gel!

You fool! I am a huzbando!!