I'm a cancer and I'm nowhere near honest

LMAO

XDDD

im cute hehe....not

Nu u r

nope

Yes

no im not

I mean

I look like a literal trash can

A trash can't maybe-

hush mouth you are beautiful

ye. S

As a Cancer, I can confirm I am not always honest

XD

No I'm not honest

When have I been honest before?

it says what the signs are not
So ur not honest

oh

thought it was being sarcastic tbh

what the f**k is wrong with me

AHHAHAHAHA

Shut up.

how about no

I just took an iq test and got 122

n i c e

thought it would be lower but o k

same

No, do you?

oh ok

oh ok

oh ok

Y e s

lol

Now s l a p

no

yes or I ship you for eternity with myself

you wouldn't really do that right

Yeah I said my clothes ran away to my cousins house and it really was there

Everything I say is 99% true
So I would do that
So pls slap me

So if you said that your refrigerator was gonna run away and go to mars, that would be 99% true?

. _ .

what the hell is wrong with you

i d k

(ignore the fact that I just called you tari)

(Yey I’m tari)

you don't have a robot arm tho

well do you want one?

oh god nO