im sorry-

Ah yes, I love the very high idiocy of this kid who has an ego bigger than the multiverse itself

Yea his density lower than aerogel.

Yeah he’s so f**king retarded that the propulsion gel won’t let him move once he touches one tiny bit of it

Bro, he's so light I could throw him at escape velocity without trying

Yea, he was very f**king transparent everyone forgot he went extinct years ago

But now he's so opaque I think he gave someone blindness

Someone must have set his RGB brightness to (255, 255, 255) they should’ve blinded him themselves instead

Actually, his system is called D, which has one variable which measures how much of a dick he is, and it only has one value: 100%

He also has 2 egos called “A” and “F” which tell him how much of an asshole and a f**ktard he is, and they’re actually 1000%, not as small as his brain’s size of one nanometer wide and one nanometer tall

(spine anagrams to p**is)
In fact, he doesn't deserve an anagram.
he deserves to be "he who must not have a name"

More like “He Who Must Be Perished From all of God’s Creations”

They're classified "intense"tines

They’re so intense they vibrate at the same rate he cries like an 8-year old playing TF2

"He who deserves the f**ker wand"

“He Whomst Deserves the ‘Disappointment to Lifeforms and Natures of Existence’ Title”

It vibrates faster that cartoon characters on a jackhammer.

Even faster than 42,069 Hz

Bro stop, his brain can't comprehend numbers that large.

He doesn’t have a brain, he might not be able to comprehend any form of mathematics or any number at all

He's ancient. His roasts are even older.

His brain is one thousand years older than him
Oh wait, he didn’t have one in the first place

If he had an age it would be more cursed than 666.

He wouldn’t smoke weed everyday, he’d overdose on it every minute

If he got his hands on weed, the CIA would pretend to not see it because at least he'd be slightly sedated.

The CIA would instead execute him for literally existing

the only reason the CIA keeps him alive is as a class AAA neurotoxin classified as a weapon of mass destruction because any fat person who sees him doesn't eat for a year.

Mason would get very f**king obese he’d die from diabetes on an unlikely chance of 76%
Subtract the insulin and that’ll add 10% to it

actually, his brain is one electron, which explains why it sometimes doesn't exist.

Yeah, just like how long his brainlet even existed in the first seconds before the Big Bang, which is approximately the negative number of how long ago the Big Bang even started

He's so ugly, he doesn't need insulin. the starches pull themselves apart.

Yeah his mitochondrial system won’t wanna function at that rate he would very unlikely die of thirst or probably even hunger

His existence is less certain than the graviton.

Not even his brain that is a size of an electron’s sized divided by 50 can compete in a battle with Einstien

what do you mean? his body never got past the mitochondrial evolution stage.

Well then his heart wouldn’t exist, nor would the glucose storage itself

Albert Einstein anagrams to ten elite brains.
Mason therefore should be named "spine"

Nah, his full name should be Mason “Broken Spine” Bitchass

He doesn't use glucose storage he just uses it immediately, that's why he's fat.

Pfft- talk about him even having small and large intestines