Super Colonel "Sarge", Commanding Officer
Captain Richard "Dick" Simmons
Captain Dexter Grif
Private Franklin Delano Donut
Lopez the Heavy
Minor Characters
Lieutenant Max Gain, Commanding Officer
Red Zealot
Phil
Private Walter Henderson
Burke
Dellario
Tubbs
Red Mutineer
Drill Sergeant Hammer
Corporal Clint Buckshot
Hank Daggerknife
Johnson MacGruff
Colonel Turf
Captain Morgan
Lieutenant Drag
Private Sue
Major Santos
Private Peake
Cherry
Hutch
Regina
Cobb
Marlowe
Colonel Surge
Gene
Biff
Cronut
Lorenzo
John
George
Alex
Sarge
Simmons
Grif
Donut
Lopez
Private Leonard L. Church/Alpha
Captain Lavernius Tucker
Captain Michael J. Caboose
Agent Texas/Beta
Sheila
Captain Butch Flowers/Agent Florida,
Commanding Officer
Junior
Private Kaikaina "Sister" Grif
Epsilon
Agent Washington/Recovery One
Agent Carolina
Freckles
Private Jimmy
Private Mickey
Private Jones
Lieutenant Miller, Commanding Officer
Wynn
Squatch
Deuce
Mark Temple
Buckey
Loco
Tex
Tucker
Caboose
Blue Grunt Leader
Phil the Falcon
Dr. Leonard Church, former Project Director
Agent Wyoming
Agent New York
Agent North Dakota
Agent South Dakota/Recovery Two
Agent Maine/The Meta
Pilot "Four Seven Niner"/Recovery Command
Agent Utah
Agent Georgia
Agent Ohio
Agent Idaho
Agent Iowa
Agent Maryland
Agent Illinois
Agent Delaware
Agent Alabama
Agent Arizona
Agent Alaska
Recovery Six
Recovery Nine
Tank Guy
Special Officer Lemons
Lieutenant Lieu
Gamma
Delta
Theta
Sigma
Omega
F.I.L.S.S.
Santa
Lopez 2.0
Eta
Iota
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