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http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-3975
http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-3974
http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-3973
http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-069
http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-071
http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-330
http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-732

*me who actually went*

OH GAWD THE SECOND ONE

ehhhhhhhhhhh what? THE 3RD ONE THO

the 4th one: UM WOT THE ACTUAL F**K

'SCP-071 is a metamorphic entity that possesses the ability to assume forms consistent with that of its observer's strongest sexual desire.' I n t r e s t I n g

oh yes

XD

is 071 that thing that snaps necks

That’s 173

oh

'Description: Moved to Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.
Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.'
THat one?

yep thats 173, so basically you blink you die

damn
XD

o_o
=_=
-_-
I blinked (:

damn that sucks, have fun in the afterlife

hahahahahaha thats what she said
but
im 99% sure that im going to hell anyways
so yes
FUN.
XD

OOF

lol

idk

maybe

the 6th one: AN UNKNOWN METHOD?!?

er, what? 'Item #: SCP-7^@$#OVAR 9000!!!1!!*(#$
Object Class: Ke@#%^ SUPR1337KETER!!!!!!1!!!1!111!!#$%^
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-732 is currently uncont@!#%$ U CANT HES INVINCABLE!!!1!!1!1!111!!@#$wever, if containable, let alone contained, SCP-732 should be kept away from all vital records and should be @#$%3^@4167 Subject must be provided with a 1500 room mansion and a secret lab with which to combat crime and villainy@#$5$%86&*ll compromised records must be destroyed to avoid further contamination of our database.
Description: SCP-732 is a force or entity whic#%^&@Subject is impossibly witty and charming^&*(%@nges our records into fan-fiction ramblin$%^& Subject has psykic powers and can blow peple up with teh blink of an eye#$%^bouts are currently unknow@#$% HES WITH ALL THE KEWL SCPS@#$%@$quiries into the nature of SCP-732 have met with little success #$%TEH HOROR!!!1!!11!! TEH ELdRICH HOROR!!!11!!!!11!!@#hile there is no certain evidence, it is theorized tha#$%^$ Subject likes cult classics %^&*%of our records have been compromised by SCP-732.
ADDENDUM-732-01: A recent breach in SCP-!@#i'manorphanwithnofamilybutlotsofmoneybwahahahaha!@'s containment, which should have warranted the simple and safe procedure of [DATA EXPUNGED], -somehow- led to the deployment of Mobile Task Force Omega-7. SCP-076%^^kicked abel's ass and now he's my bestestestfirend evar!!@# was quite displeased when he found that the "elfin death god" he was sent to contain was not a death god of any sort at all. Quite $$onadatewithSCP-105!%^displeased.. For the sake of our remaining budget, it is strongly advised that more effective methods be found for countering SCP-732's corruption^%$fgsfds!@#.'