I wrote for the school newspaper when I was younger, so I declare Kanye West president-elect.

I have little use for Alex Jones, but this is funny!

I've found that out of all the news outlets that AlexJones, infowars.com, and banned.video are the most accurate.

I wish I could be more generous to Alex Jones, but he turns around so much to be about himself, and he acts so jealous of his peers. This, along with his habit of going off topic to give credence the most bizarre conspiracy theories just turns me off.

I approve your meme!

I approve of your new username!