you better watch out

Oh shit, must lock all doors and get the gun, Duolingo bird is out there and he is ready to have some fun

ARC-5555.thecommentguy is dead, this is Duolingo bird, you’re next

May I ask, can you fly? I've already set bear traps around my house.

The wings are mostly just there for decoration, most of the time I run people down in a military grade jeep with a mounted M1-17

Oh, well good thing I have the power of God and anime on my side.

anime will not save you unless you are capable of saying a full anime intro in Japanese

So tell me, Mr. Duolingo, why are you always asking for people to learn Spanish? And why do you hunt them down if they don't?

I think that is the least of your concerns at the moment, also, you might wanna take look behind you

My curtain is pretty thick, you sure?

I'm sitting on my couch right now. :/

on your left

So about ARC-5555.TheCommentGuy, what did you do with him, anyway?

Well I made sure he made up for his lost time in Duolingo then I gave him a stern talking to...THEN I MADE HIM DRINK MOLTEN IRON WHILE SITTING OVER A STOVE WHILE WATCHING THE STAR WARS SEQUEAL TRILLOGY!!!

My curtain is closed. :/

I don't need curtains to see the fear in you

I AM the couch

You're not going to go after me, are you? I mean, there is no point. I don't even have a phone so there's no way I can even take the Spanish lessons.

that is why I'm going after you

Huh. Well, I had no friends anyways; only acquaintances. I would never be friends with stupid people and everyone around we are stupid. Kinda sucks, y'know.