Or this could also be "every enemy running up to marco and Maisie"

Imagine if aqua tried to get the mistress to join his circus

Oooooooo
That would probrably start and end with chaos
But that is a cool idea

Well it would be a terrible idea and Aquas part

Probrably yea

But you know, who wouldn’t want to team up with someone who has hundred of servants and shadows under her control

True

Most people don’t realize just how dangerous she is until it is to late...

I can see how that would happen

Soooo should aqua try that

Yes

These are the people/shadows that can be used to contact her
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Ight

Just comment on one of the profiles ig

Okie dokie

Me: than what are you? *leans in so my face is close to yours* *is wearing annaki mask*

Shard: ya sure about the "nothing else" part?

Me: .... well, not entirely. There’s- uh- games and stuff. Yeah.

Shard: I heard you say the other thing -_-

Me: like I’d explain to you what idol porn is.

Shard: why wouldn't you explain it to me..?

Me: because you would either be scarred for life or get addicted. So no, I’m not going to.

Shard: I'm ALREDY scarred for life from childhood trauma so I don't think that scarring can get worse

Me: believe me it can.

Shard: -_- just tell meeeeeeeeee

Me: *sigh* *shows the phone screen* its gross though. But the squid sisters are just so hot.....

*dont think that that

Shard: ! *stands up, standing in between [blank name] and you* h-hey...they don't have a name, and please don't fight
[blank name]: *steps out of the shadows slightly* *you can only see their mask, that looks like someone took out eyes on a human face and a smile that has a mix of different animal teeth*

Me: ew. Gross. Go back in the shadows.

[blank name]: nah, I'll stay out of the shadows

Shard: ok....is there any way to avoid it?

Me: unfortunately not.

Shard: oh.......

Me: i mean, after he signs this contract we do have to kill him.... luckily thats not my job.

Shard: that's good....

Me: not really. The person who DOES have to kill him is- well- oh boy this is kinda awful. Sure you wanna know?

Shard: idk, sure

Me: his own daughter.

Shard: that's a big oof

Me: indeed. But she’s our teams most experienced assassin.... this whole operation is messed up, but it’ll end well. We hope.

[blank name]: what do you want

Me:

[blank name]: *about to dissapear*

Me: NO WAIT!

[blank name]: ?

Me: i just wanted to talk to you i guess.

[blank name] :o....k.....

Me: so.... how did you become a live autocorrect and Wikipedia?

[blank name] : how did I what

Me: like- how did you get to this point? And why do you pop up when someone’s an idiot?

Shard: I s-said I can teleport him

Me: please do.

Shard: *teleports her friend in front of you* ....

Me: *puts sharp heels on* hello.

*the friend....his name is emmit, has short fluffy..ish dark brown hair, light tan skin, emerald green eyes, and is wearing a grey t shirt, brown ish red flannel and jeans, he kind of dosnt fit I. With the more fantasy styled people around him*
Emmit: hello

Me: *eyes are serious* did you steal my bra?

Emmit: maybe....maybe not
Shard: -_- thinking: dear god he is cringy as hell

Me: *displays iron heels with sharpened tip* DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT STEAL MY BRA?

Emmit: *not scared at all* maybe or maybe not

Me: *makes ink wrap tightly around his neck* THEN THAT MEANS YOU OBVIOUSLY DID!

Shard: ?

Me: ... *silently continues cleaning wound*

Shard:...

Me: *bandages up* there. You should feel better now.

Shard: t-thanks

Me: mhm! I’m gonna go back to music stuff now. *walks back to tent*

Shard: o-ok..

Me: *singing strawberry shortcake*

(By Melanie Martinez if you didnt know)

Shard: *walks into her tent and falls face first onto her bed*

Me: *has headphones on and keeps going and actually sound really good*

Shard: do I have to hear an expiration, or would it make more sence if I heard that explanation?

Me: ok fair enough. So the basis of it is.... i may or may not be engaged to the octarian king in order to free all the octolings. But to do that i miiiigggght have to f**k him.

Shard: oh

(I gtg for tonight)

(K)

(Helo)

Yes

Wanna continue rp?

Yeeeeeees

(Ok)
Me: so yeah. Thats- a thing thats happening.

Shard: ......... *not stopping and walking closer to the fire* *her walking dosnt look natural, but it looks almost robotic* *stepping the same amount of distance each time* ...

Me: *grabs her before she falls into the fire*

Shard: ?! *shard snaps out of whatever kind of trance she was in before* *she dosnt rember anything from the point after they started the fire to now*

Me: are you ok?!?

Shard: why would I not be ok?

Me: because you almost just WALKED INTO A FIRE!

Shard: I never walked into a fire??what fire are you even talking about???

Me: the one your to close to.

Shard: *looks at the fire* oh ._. That fire

Me: maybe you should stay away from the fire.

Ye

Ok then. *that night the moon seems to have a faint purple glow*

Shard: the moon is puuuuuuuurple :0

Me: *looks up at it* thats odd. Funny, though. Kind of reminds me of a game i played once called puppeteer.

Shard: *staring at the moon*

Me: in fact... *squints a little* thats mist... oh- oh no- oh NO.

Shard: *looks at her* ?

Me: it’s EXACTLY like puppeteer. Um- you wouldnt have or know anyone who has soul transferring experience would you?

Shard: no...? Is that bad or good??

Me: thats bad. Let’s ask moon, she’s sus.

Shard: okie dokie! *starts walking* *still walking* WHERE ARE WE GOING?

Me: *leads under Sakura tree* shell be her any minute. *sakura tree is oddly red, and blossoming in winter*

Shard: oooooo

Me: look below your feet shard, and gaze at the ground.

Shard: ok? *looks at the ground*

Me: hundreds, shard. Hundreds and hundreds of bodies i killed buried under this tree.

Shard: wooooooah

Me: yep. Oh look, here’s out next victi- friend.
Urayamashi: what do you want, freak?!

Shard: ?! Thinking: freak? First she isn't a freak second, that is a pretty bad insult

Me: for you to stop calling me a freak. But i dont think you can be convinced. Shard, ill let you have this one.

Shard: ok! *the more pointed end of her spear sword turns into a shovel*

Me: cool. *puts body chunks one by one into hole*

Shard: *picks up some and helps* *humming, still covered in blood*

Me: might wanna clean that off. We dont want any ties.

Shard: okie dokie *snaps and the blood is gone*

Me: nice. *finishes filling in the hole* lets go back.

Shard: want me to teleport us?

Me: I’m not sure if my molecular structure can handle that.

Shard: ok then, so walking back?

Me: yeah.

Shard: it's a cool drawing!

Me: thanks!

Shard: no problem

Me: do you think the others will like it?

Shard: probrably, Milo won't show it tho, they will probrably say it sucks....but they won't mean it

Me: milo is just the embodiment of irony.

Shard: yea

Me: *hops down from tree* I’m gonna go do stuff.

Shard: ok?

Me: (a little later) *sitting on a bus looking out the window quietly singing wheels on the bus by Melanie martinez*

Shard: *panic intesifies*

Me: *in a dark room, i wake up and scratch my head* h-huh? *looks down at hands and screams, waking you up*

Rei(me): ?!

Me: ok, this is gonna sound crazy- so were puppets. *is a wooden puppet*

Rei(me): ._. *fnaf flashbacks*

Me: snap out of it! Right now we need to get to the moon witch, i think. Cmon.

Rei(me): ight.....

Me: *gets up* *takes your hand and leads you into a kitchen* *everything in it looks huge*
Yeah, were pretty tiny.

Rei(me): I'm short for once :D

Me: good, bow dont get hit by anything because- *points at large tables* we have to climb THOSE to get up. Oh, and if you see a puppet with brown spiky hair, do your best to knock him down.

Moon: then yes

Me: *sit down in front of her* what do you know about the moon?

Moon: a lot

Me: then tell me- think you can get me there in a puppet?

Moon: ._____. W- how the hec did you get that idea?

Me: *pulls a ps3 game out of my purse* dont ask why i keep this here.

Moon: so like......a puppet that is like a rocket that gets you to the moon....?

Me: more like theres a which that makes a puppet to look like you, and transfers you’re soul into it over night. But the magic is pretty simple.

Moon: why would you want to do this.....?

Me: the moon is in danger. A boy may have saved it in the game, but b**ch if you think I’m missing out on a chance to be a video game protagonist you have another thing coming.

Shard: *still laying down* ////////////

Me: *is wearing school girl outfit with high socks* *takes her hand and helps her sit up, then stroking it gently across her cheek*

Shard: ////////////////

Me: *pulls her head tworads mine and kisses her gently*

Shard: *blushing a lot*

Me: *places my legs over her lap and continues kissing*

Shard: !

*i slide my tongue into her mouth*

Shard: @////////////@

Milo: *walks into tent for literally no reason*

Milo:..

Me: *walks out of iron castle with an evil smile on my face*

Milo: *walks away*

Me: *returns to circus, holding a contract high over my head* HEY EVERYONE, CHECK THIS OUT!

Moon:?

(I gtg bye)

(K, bye)

(I’m back :0)

(Yaaaaaaaay :D)

(K, wanna continue?)

Shard: no clue :D

Me: -_- *regrets life decisions*

Shard: *keeps hitting her head on the tree*
Milo: *throwing a knife in the air and catching it, but still laying on their back*

Me: ugh. I’m gonna go out and kill people. It calms me.

Shard: KILLING??? Can I go with you?!?
Aqua: a blood thirsty lesbian demon....that's normal
Shard: I'm not normal? At least I don't think so
Milo: HE WAS BEING SARCASTIC

Me: ... I’m bi. This will be interesting in the future. Yeah you can come, i mostly kill girls though.

Shard: killlliiiiiiinnnnnng!!!!!!!! :D *jumps up and summons a long spear looking sword*

Me: *increases ink ball size by 100* i can tell well be friends.

Shard: yay! *spins around almost hitting Milo with her spear sword*
Milo: !!!

Me: cmon shard, we got some high school assh*les to destroy.

[blank name]: nope, if I wanted to kill either of you, I would have done it already.....and it would have been f*cking miserable
Shard: can you please stop being terrifying?
[blank name] : nope *5 sets of shadow like arms come out of their back*

Me: if your gonna grab me with shadows, they can at LEAST be tentacles.

[blank name] : if these arms touch you....lets just say you won't sleep from terrifying nightmares for a month

Me: PFF. If you think shadow magic is bad, you should’ve been there the day my special ability was released in the ARMS league. Even I had nightmares about it.

[blank name]: just don't attempt to f*ck with me

Me: oh honey, that sounds like HELL.

[blank na,e]: what dose?

Me: i would NEVER f*ck you.

[blank name]: 0-0 I said f*ck with me, not f*ck me....like as in don't mess with me
Shard: *small laugh*

Me: oh sweetie, it was implied.

Shard: *like always she has her cloak on*
Milo: *throwing a knife in the air and catching it* why do you always wear that?
Shard: because I can

Me: I had a friend once who always wore a cloak. I miss her...

Shard: oh..

Me: her name was cerasus. Maybe one of you knew her.

Shard: I've never met her....but I feel like she was at least slightly nice

Me: she mostly hangs out in the void now, being the next mentor and all. I dont see her much.

Shard: so you still get to see her?

Me: occasionally. Here: *shows gay killers drawing* what do you think?

Shard: did you draw that?

Me: mhm.

Shard: *sitting in her tent, like always because shard isn't that interesting, laying face down on her bed*

Me: *arrives at noodle house and walks in* I’m back min min.
Min min: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!?!

Shard:...

Me: i just came to get my stuff.
Min min: whatever, its not like you care about me anymore anyways.
Me: not at this point.
Min min: well your welcome for raising you.

Me: I’m back shard.

Shard: *muffled from the fact that her face is facing her bed* hi

Me: i brought you ramen.

Shard: what's ramen..?

Me: youll love it.

(Forgot it's blank name not deleted name lol)
Shard: *sits up*
[blank name]: *standing in the shadows*

Me: i asked who you were. *eyes suddenly grow emotionless as i grab a knife*

[deleted name]: *appears* it's a kind of food
Shard: oh

Me: who are you?

[blank name]: *their voice sounds deep and unsettling in a way* don't have a name, if I did I still wouldn't tell you

Me: you didnt come to hurt shard did you?

Rei(me): o...k.....

Me: *grabs plate and hands tomato slice* three... two.... one.... THROW!

Rei(me): *throws it...but it dosnt go that far and it hits the ground*._.||||

*my plate hits him knocking the puppet over and into a pot of boiling- something*
Me: mission accomplished. Now lets go save the moon!

Rei(me): .___________________.

*we arrive in a kitchen and just before the moon which see’s us i whisper to you:*
Me: now, don’t say ANYTHING around her ok? Be very silent.

Rei(me): *nods yes as if to say ok*

*we arrive in front of the moon witch, who’s a giant compared to us tiny puppets*
Lenny (me): *gently tugs on her dress*
Moon witch: *turns around and kneels down to us* well, what do we have here?

Rei(me): 0-0 *silent panic*

Moon witch: i see you two have made it past my kitchen hm? Well, i guess we have two- er- hero’s then. Fetch callibrus, the magic scissors from the moon bear kings castle for me will you?
Lenny(me): *nods, but then points at her, shakes my head, points back at me, and nods again*
Moon witch: want them for yourself ay? Then I suppose you want me to pick you up and give you to the moon bear king.
Lenny(me): *jumps back and then nods again, saluting and gesturing to you*
Moon witch: very well. You go with your friend. Take yin-yang with you. *a double tailed cat our size floats down and joins us*
Yin-yang: it’s a pleasure. Sort of.

Aqua: I will just be watching

Liam: *runs over to everyone else, which consists of me, a tall inktoling man with red hair, and a slightly shorter inkling boy with blue hair*
Me: YAY FIRE!

Shard: *nods yes* *partially lying*

Me: you are not ok. *puts head phones around neck* i was a nurse for the octarians for a while. Lemme see that.

Shard: *her voice is quieter than usual* I-I'm fine..

Me: that is not fine! I’m gonna go get some of my stuff from my tent. THEN you will be fine.

Shard: .....

Me: *comes back with some medical stuff* lemme see here... *starts cleaning wound* i know this may sting a little... I’m sorry.

Shard: it's o-ok..

Me: good. *continues as gently as i can*

Shard: .....

Me: (under breath so she cant hear it) senpai.... (told ya i was yandere)

Shard: *looks at it*I guess they kinda are........?

Me: *quickly turns it off* no more. Milo’s coming and he might’ve heard something.

Milo: sup b*tches
Shard: hi
Aqua: NO SWEARING GOD DAMMIT
Shard: 0-0

Me: well, i am indeed a b**ch, not gonna lie.

Shard: I don't think you are!

Me: you have no idea.

Shard: *mummbles something*

Me: hmm... i was thinking of a nickname for you. But I’m not sure...

Shard: what is it?

Me: shado-Chan. Shado is japanese for shard.

Shard: he's....kind of a perv....so he is probably the person who did it

Me: that b**ch is gonna get it.

Shard: I c-can teleport him here..

Me: well, is he doesn’t immediately go hard for me, ill slap him.

Shard: 0-0

I gtg for tonight bye

Hello

Hello

Helo

Back to the rp?

Yes.
Me: where is this friend.

K bye

Aqua: yea.

Most of us: 3!... 2! .... 1!
Me: *lights the building on fire along with other things*

Aqua: 0-0
Milo: *watching the fire*

My group and i: *cheering and high fiving*

Shard: *walks up sort of close to the fire* .....

Me: *walks up behind her* beautiful isnt it?

Shard: *nods yes*

Me: destruction can be a wonderful thing sometimes. Its like the fire is blowing away all the awful things that became from this building.

Shard: *nods yes in agreement* *steps closer to the fire*

Me: careful. *is looking up at the top of the flames*

Aqua:..

???: *shoots pedestrian and he dissolves as soon as the black ink on the arrow touches him* ok, bye. *starts to go but aqua grabs there arm*

Aqua: ?!

???: HEY! Let me go! I have more people to kill, and money to get. Let- *struggles* go!

Aqua: *lets go*

???: thank you. *bounds away*

Aqua:...

Later:
Me: I SAID THE F**K NO!
(Hey can you be octavio plz? This is him)

(Well idk how to do dat)

(Be a jerk with seventies slang. That should about do it)

Milo: HAHA THEY AGREE
Aqua: I don't exactly think shard is ugly...but then again I have no preference in women so who am I to talk
Shard: lol

Me: he aqua watch this! *turns to shard* tentacles.

Shard: 0////////0
Milo: *laughing*

Me: *also laughing* (i case you didnt know I’m female)

(I know)
Shard: *puts the hood to her cloak over her head and covers her face* //////////////

Me: so clearly it worked. *hands milo earplugs* so your gonna be hearing MY groans tonight.

Milo: Aqua can I move tents? T-T
Aqua: it's that bad?
Milo: yep
Aqua: ok then ._________. Jesus

Me: I’m just saying, a lot of people would do anything to see me naked.

Shard: *internal gay screaming* ////////////
Aqua: ok then 0-0
Milo: that's suprising

Me: ahem. *displays basketball sized boobs*

Aqua: that's a weird reaction to a word...
Milo: how is Aqua more pure than us but we are tecnically younger??
Aqua: I'm not

Me: dude, you didnt get the message when i shouted tentacle hentai at the to of my lungs?! *continues laughing*

Aqua: I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!!
Milo: yep, he is way more pure than any of us

Me: oh, sweet aqua. You have much to learn.

Moon: *appears out of no where* KEEP THE SMOL AXOLOTL BOI PURE GOD DAMMIT

Me: what, you want him first?

Moon: *hugs aqua* he shall stay wholesome -//-
Aqua: thanks for trying to protect me from that moon...but I don't think it will work.......
Moon: DID YOU GUYS ALREADY MAKE HIM NOT WHOLESOME??
Milo: Nope, all he heard was that shard got f*cked
Moon: oh.........
Shard: y-yea...

Me: so does this circus even do shows?

[blank name]: don't know

Me: whats the last thing you remember?

[blank name]: when I died? All I remeber is blood curdling screaming and only being able to see blood and feel extreme pain. Was that what you were asking?

Me: yeah, i guess. If I’m being honest, i dont remember much either.

[blank name]: you died?

Me: well- not technically. I got hit in a really bad fight, as I’m told, and lost all my memories a few years ago. Apparently everyone i loved was dead, and so they didnt tell me anything.

[blank name]: