Man switches with cat
Man: meow
Man switches with dog
Man: bark
Man switches with turtle
Turtle: my name is Jean Pierre Polneruff and I am stuck inside a turtle.
I, ROBERT E.O SPEEDWAGON AM ANNOUNCING WINNERS OF THE WAIFU WARS.
WINNERS OF THE WAIFU WARS ARE..
1. ME, SPEEDWAGON.
2. FEM KAKYOIN, THE MOST CURSED TO SERIOUS JOJO FANS
3. STARDUST CRUSADERS JOSEPH JOESTAR, "OH MY GOD!"
4. "KONO DIO DA!" (YOU'LL FIGURE THAT OUT IF YOU ARE A JOJO FAN.
5. POLNERUFF TURTLE. IT'S COOL.