Yessir. I can take it.

You look like sh*t slapped on my friends toilet

Awwwww thank you!!!!

Your so ugly that when your mom dropped you off for school she got fined for littering

Telling your life story I see 😏

I don't have a life story I'm dead 😂

You're the reason god created the middle finger

I’m too kind I can’t do this

Please! Hit me with your best shot!!!

Your iq is negative

You are not getting a roast. You’re big fat mamma is givin’ ya’ a double-roast!

Yo mama is so fat when she walked in front of the TV, it is a decade later.

I would roast you, but my mom told me not to bully stupid lazy idiots.

How am I lazy? Please explain.

You were too lazy to make a username so you made your username that.