Can we applaud that the one pic my grandma took of me in a span of 3 months looks like I just lost a fight?

Oh neat! THAT TITLE THO LOL

Where would this be posted lol

Idk

Hmmm

LMAO

*clapps*

Ok you look like a typical 7th grader lol

Bro this was 4th grade

shoot
5th grade, take it or leave it

Nah, December 4th grade

I'M DONE GUESSING AGES

GUESS MY AGE

nu

dude, don't worry. Everyone stinks at guessing my age. They're always wayyyyyyy off.

you knew my age.

10

and I have no reference to go off of!!!

just try!

wait no, 12

lol your guess was the closest one so far

Is it 13?

no, it's ten!

oh

10

shut

GUESS MINE LOL

14?????????

Wrong

2??

N o

1

N o

8

N o

what is it? 13? 15? 12?

12 is correct

yay

12

yeah

Cause apparently I absolutely STINK at it!

You definitely suck at it

Ok but pictures have to make it harder right?

Sure

And no, it doesn't look like you just lost a fight

The messed up hair, matching black eyes and bruised lips would like to have a word with you

Ok, that hair is NOT that messed up
Those are just your normal freakishly dark eyes
Bruised lips?

Okay not bruised, but you’ve never gotten a purple lip before?

Naw

Really?
You’ve never gotten a lip shiner from your brothers or it it too hard?

Not really
I do literally peel the skin off of my lips though on a daily basis 0_0

Grosssss bruh

Yeahhhhhhhhh

Hol up, what do you do with the skin?

roll it up and throw it on the ground. That's where your skin ends up anyway

Okay I have no dead skin to peel off so maaaaaybe you should try to use chapstick or somethin-

No, every month or so (I think that's the timeframe) your skin has fully replaced. And the dead skin cells fall off. Of course, not all at once, but over the course of a month

I know
But I can’t recall a single time I could peel skin off my face, just sayin

Why are you here? XD

Cuz I s t a l c c old comments for this very purpose. Finding out where your crusty dusty lip skin goes.

also I did it like 2 minutes ago XD

I could have gone my whole life perfectly okay without knowing that your floor is some percent scar lips.

ok, where do you think YOUR skin goes when it gets replaced?

And it's called a vacuum dum dum

Where my life has gone, down the drain.

It’s part Scar lips til you vacuum your room, dum dum

Bit*

True
I want a paternity test that says I’m at least 1/8 raccoon

Yeeeeeahhh, something tells me you're not....

Don’t crush my dreams

That's your dream?

One of them-

What are some others XD

Idk
Go to a good school?
Become an oncologist?
Have a family?
Legally force Mercian Webster to insert cow fudge as the new term for cream cheese?

Yeah I was looking for more like that last one lol

Merriam*

Lol
It’s cow fudge and you know it

no...

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