o church, i have a real good one

Mk...

i dare you, church, to

Go on

kiss every single person who comments on this ON, THE, LIPS

i'm replying to this comment for a better chance

lol

*throws a hershey kiss and lands on your lips*

like a real kiss

No

That counts

yep

Its the suffering aspect del

Lol

I dare you to put away that gun

I dare you to make rightonit stub his toe

jokes on you i broke my toe already lol

dare you to 😏 swift sheep

i dare you to have memories of church

Done

lol

*throws a hershey kiss and lands on your lips*

*Throws a 100 pound KitKat and it lands on your foot

REEEEE

he is speaking the language of the gods

heh heh

oooo

Mk

make an image saying "i wanna lenny nico"

Mk

oooo

*throws a hershey kiss and lands on your lips*

*throws a rock and it lands on your face*

Meh, had worse lol

*throws a lightsaber and it lands on your balls*

Jokes on you I don't have balls

hol up

Meh

hi

OOOOO SENPAI YOUR ONLINE!!!!!!

No

Well I’m getting a little hot, do you mind if I take my shirt off?

I do mind, so keep it on, and stop

Well then I’ll turn up the heat in the room so you will want to also takes yours off

*turns up the heat*

*removes your arm around my neck* No

Cmon church, just let me give you the time of you life

I actually wasnt lol

O, good

O h n o

Wanna help me?

(Annoy church, that is)

*walks out of the room and locks the door behind me*

Nice try, but I went to hogwarts

*unlocks door*

Also, that’s the janitors closet

*flips you off before completely fading away*

*Smirks*

hmm, ok

Now*

Dammit your gonna block me noe

Nonono

*puts my arms around your neck*

It’ll be fun church, trust me

*Grabs your wrists and pulls them off my shirt*

Na, I'm still not helping you

I’m coming into your DMs later then

F**k no

K fine, that means will make out then

*bites my lip and pulls You closer*

Na

*grabs your shirt*

I’m a little hot rn, can you cool me off NaCL

(If your not gonna help church suffer,
I will make you suffer)

You want to f**k me? Yes daddy

Wait a minute-

thats what i said lol

i know. it landed on the soccer balls from your childhood

Wait a minute-

Do you think Epsilon has a definite gender? XD

Not necessarily, however, what you did with [REDACTED] proves you have balls

I mean-

and i thought you liked him

i do.

you just threw a LIGHTSABER at his D*CK

no i didn't.......

um wat

i wouldn't hit him in the balls, need those for later

*kills myself*

nu *revive*

i qoute: *throws a lightsaber and it lands on your balls

yeah, on the little league soccer balls from his childhood.....