Church Announcement

*walks in in sexy lingerie*

Oh no

W h a t

*just so you know, never gonna happen. i just want to see you fail.*

( good )

*im supposed to get f**king married. u think i want to fucc w. u?*

( no I know you won't lol)

*k good*

Mk

You look like a potato sorry

*kisses you* it’s all part of then plan

Uh

*puts moisturiser on ur face* damn ur dry face

What-

*holds ur hands* I only need ur hands

Y

Becau I’m a simp for ur hands

Bruh

*rubs ur hands* I hate this

Mk

*smirks* time read some fanfics~

Oh god

*lenny intensifies* ooo I like this one~
(I bet you can guess the ff)

Nope

lol u almost don't even know the fanfics I read and it's better you don't know~

What

Just say k because it is what it is
*shows u a random picture of a cat*

Mk then

STXRRY*CHURCH

N O

Y E S

boi

*wha-*

D r y f a c e

o k

I’m a simp for his hands

w h a t i n t h e a c t u a l f u c k

I d k

o k

Y e h

I’m ot trying to go far so here comes my cringe self
*

Mk

*ggg*

Slaanesh

can i try

Go ahead

you do realize you said that to your biggest simp

Meh

wdym

i may not show it towards you, but trust me, i am ur biggest simp

Ok

on second thought, i'm not gonna try to make you fail. i'll leave that to the girls. i know i can't succeed anyway

Mk

i have an idea >:)

Hm?

let's just say it involves Nicø