Revelations.

Get it?

Ok, this was good.
See ya later, bro.

xD see ya

But we call iPhones iPhones not IPhones tho

iPhone is their trademark name, while if iPhone was, say a 'living creature' (DAMMM!!) then we might as well have called it IPhone for some reason.
I feel Paradoxophobic.

I think it's because iPhones aren't good enough to be proper nouns (as you can tell I use Android)

Well said, I use Android too.