Minnie x Goofy

hear that? thats the sound of 100s of childhoods being crushed like an ant, beneath a rock slide.

I'm pretty sure this was marked 'NSFW' so lil kids don't need to be clicking on it... Just saying.

a full grown adult can still have a childhood. i didnt say children are offended. i said peoples childhoods have been crushed.

I stand corrected. How should I make 'dark humor Mickey mouse' so it doesn't ruin your childhood?

i dont really care if you ruin my childhood, i was simply trynna make a joke :P

Mickey's lawyer asked him, "so you want to divorce Minnie because she was acting silly?"
Then Mickey yelled, "for the last time, I said she was f**king goofy!"

That's gonna be a messy divorce!

lmfao that is such a mood

lmao XDDDDDDDDD

That reminds me of when Mickey asks questions like where the tree with the apples

Mickey Now: Okay kids, where is Minnie and Goofy?

Now you wish you didn't know where they were!