Since 1978, this ultimate spree killer has been keeping babysitters on their tip toes, either causing them to reach their full potential or fail miserably; he prefers the latter. The entire reason there is a minimum wage of $20 an hour with hazard pay for babysitting on Halloween night is due to his selfish cruel acts. His loom is truly just as dangerous, if not worse than his slash. The definition of an anti-family man. Whenever you hear his subtle iconic theme song, it's all over. I was about 4.5-months-old when he returned home the first time. How terrifyingly awesome is that?!
