Quick, blame the Russians

Re: the Laptopgate item of fake news specifically:

We could blame the Russians, or we could just blame Rudy Giuliani. Most probably it’s some combination of both.

Obviously we won’t know for sure until the adults in the room (i.e. the Biden DOJ) re-enter the room and get to work on where the hell this “laptop from hell” came from exactly

LOL, you want the fox to tell you if the hen house is secure. If you want to be picky you should ask for independent verification, rather than directly and intentionally asking for a biased one.
https://dailycaller.com/2020/10/29/cybersecurity-expert-authenticates-hunter-biden-burisma-email/

Ah, but you were right to call me out on suggesting that the Biden DOJ should handle this case.

Instead, a special counsel ought to be appointed for a topic like this of the utmost political sensitivity in order to insulate the investigation from charges of bias.

And nothing would please me more than to see an upstanding Republican prosecutor put a scummy Republican ex-prosecutor behind bars for his role in carrying water in an election-rigging conspiracy on par with Watergate designed to serve the interests of his client, the President of the United States.

Think I know just the man for the job

Ah yes, Mr. Giuliani’s career was illustrious until he cashed in all his credibility on promoting the historical revisionism of a disgraced/corrupt Ukrainian ex-prosecutor in a failed bid to discredit a political threat to his client, the President of the United States.

Everything Trump touches turns to shit, but few illustrate that principle better than good ol’ Rudy

In this sense his career arc is paradigmatic of the GOP as a whole

I see you did bother to actually read the article, or you would have noticed the person that verified it wasn't a DC employee and is trusted by main stream sources like the AP, but thanks for the Ad Hominem.