ship it

Cablina?

Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

Cablina... I ship that so hard

What about charolina?

Church x Carolina? [SPOILER WARNING]

Church is the A.I version of Carolina's father: Director Church of Project Freelancer... so thats like lowkey incest. But if it weren't incest, I would ship that so damn hard

Yeah

WAIT WHAT

BUT-
LEONARD L. CHURCH, THE HUMAN BEING

Yes! The human Leonard L Church, is the director. He's Carolina's father

Pardon?

I-
You-
You shattered my view of the world

It was implied in S10 Ep21 when they showed the Director's eyes. And was blatantly said outright in S14 ep 13... it shocked me too

BUT-
HOW

WHO IS HER MOTHER

Texas, the human version. Allison.

So?
Where does that line up with Church and Tex?

Human Church and Tex I believe was in their 30s when Carolina was born.

BUT I THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL THE SAME AGE
AAAAAAAAAAAGH

Yes, Allison plus the Director made Carolina.

Church = Director Church
Texas = Allison (Failure fragment of the Alpha)

WHAT SEASON IS THAT?!

No season. But Allison (Human Texas) died a year or two after Carolina was born.

When Is Carolina born?

She is 34

34 at the time of S13

SO WHO WAS RAISING CAROLINA WHEN CHURCH WAS IN BLOOD GULCH AND TEX WAS DEAD?!
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

Church is based off of human Church. Blood Gulch Church is an A.I, (The Alpha) based off of human Church.
Tex is the failure fragment of the Alpha (Beta) Due to her being the failure fragment of the Alpha. Everytime she gets close to completing and objective, she fails.

By the time of the Blood Gulch Chronicles, Proj Freelancer had fallen apart, Carolina was in her late 20s or something...

What does that mean

Caboose x Carolina

Oh lol
Carolina and Church just got re-introduced in the about 20 episodes I watched today
That’s my average amount of episodes i watch
Maybe more
But I’m getting ready for rn
Also i got Tuckered

What