I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, MARIO IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERF**KER HE KILLED MY F**KING MINIONS. THAT'S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HAMMER OUT AND HE KILLED MY F**KING MINIONS AND HE SAID HE WOULF END MY RULE AND I SAID "THAT'S ILLEGAL" SO I'M MAKING A CALL-OUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. MARIO YOU GOT A SMALL HAMMER, IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY HAMMER LOOKS LIKE. THAT'S RIGHT BABY, ALL ORIGAMI, NO FLATNESS, FOLDS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE AN ACTUAL HAMMER! HE KILLED MY MINIONS, SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA KILL FLAT PAPER! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER PAPER CRANES! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA KILL FLAT PAPER. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M KILLING THE TOADS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I FOLDED BOWSERS MINIONS YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS UNTIL I USE MY CRANES, NOW GET OUT OF MY F**KING SIGHT BEFORE I FOLD YOU TOO
