Unsettled Tom

Love

Love is a melee weapon??????

Idek

more of a mental weapon but it can be melee too

A mirror

Well it’s pointed at you church, so I thinks it’s your face that’s the weapon

My point exactly, my face is relatively bright so I blind i everyone in a 15 mile radius

Fists

flails. (I think they are melee weapons I'm not sure.)

a mace

like thats scary af

nokia hammer
h e l i c o p t o r

Nokia hammer is the most dangerous weapon ever.

Ik this is not a melee weapon but.
The villager tank.

A 50-ton warhammer headed right for your face going 70 miles per hour

How about a Daemonhammer headed right for your face probably going 80 miles per hour, and the person who’s using the Daemonhammer is in a giant piece of armor that probably weighs 400 pounds and he’s also doing a backflip in it.

a peen