Why did I make this a template

Done. (For those who don't know what a h-game is.... its basically uh.... a hentai game)

xD

CHURCH I DID IT

uh....

i'll give you one

Uh wot

i'll give you a 200 foot dong

O h. G o.d n o

*rings doorbell and it makes a "dong" sound that can be heard from 200ft away*

Y a y

*unzips fly* that wasn't all

And I'm out of here

*takes off pants a shirt and i'm wearing a fake blood soaked coat with a jason mask* HALLOWEEN

ngl they had us in the first half

Ye

ba dum tss

They had us in the first half- *kids you in the balls*

OW WTF MAN

yeah, hes not gonna have "kids after this"

Kicks*

NO THIS IS WRONG STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY

woah

-OOOOOOOOOOOO

why'd u kicc me in the balls man

*grabs a bb gun and shoots u in the balls*

meh a pistiol might work

Did you forget I have a suit of armor on me? Titanium alloy, and that im an A.I so I don't have balls?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *pulls out a computer virus*

*exits physical body* so where you're gonna put that lol

GOASTBUSTERS

*puts it in your whole program thing*

i have to simp you

Ok

snipe pro i have to simp yhou

so sinmp me

that aint simpin

i love every part of your body

...

that's better, now who dared you?

link?

https://imgflip.com/i/4jvddd?nerp=1603720660#com6654006

I mean if you want it-

*eats 435344 p**is enlargement pills*

News Flash: NaCL found dead with several bottles of p**is enlargement pills next to him

XD

You werent supposed to know that

Ha

O_O

its just like travis scott all over again (for legal reasons that's a joke)

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WHAT? WHAT IN THE FUC-

*licks lips*

OH GOD OH NO STOOOP OH NO

*gives a seductive look*

ay bruh i dont know how you roll but I'm straight, and I'm PRETTY sure you're a dude too

yeah, this was a dare i had to do 3 seductive things, I'm straight as hell

ay bruh thats only 2

nah, its counting my first comment

oh ok

ye

a s h e l l

w h a t

as hell

yeah i know, but whats your point?

u simped for church

yeah... and?

Oh look a shell