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1,774 views 13 upvotes Made by anonymous 4 years ago in pick-up_lines
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2 ups, 4y,
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It's fun to run
It's fun to play
It's fun to make things out of clay.
It's fun to fill your car with gas.
It's fun to break...
Things made of glass.

It's fun to spray yourself with mace
It's fun to squeeze your mother's face
It's fun to mow your daddy's grass
It's fun to break....
Things made of glass.

But broken glass can cut your hand
And then you'll bleed across the land.
Ask any woman, child or man
about the dangers...
Of broken glass.
Of broken glass.

I like nice girls with gum disease
I like to tickle people's knees
Don't tell me no, Just tell me yes.
And then we'll break...
Things made of glass.

Sometimes I put on special pants,
And then I board a plane to France,
When I arrive I start to Dance.
And then I break...
Things made of Glass

Yeah I know that dance doesn't rhyme with glass, So whatcha gonna do about it? HUH?

But broken glass will tell you lies.
Bleed your soul and blind your eyes.
Just like a lemon with a side of fries.
You better be aware,, of broken glass.. of broken glass..

(harmonica solo)

Mmm, children that glass, sure looks delicious, doesn't it?

But you can't eat it.

'Cause broken glass is not a food
So don't you listen to some dude
Who says put cheese on broken glass
And make a sand-a-witch...
Out of broken glass!

Let's sing a song about broken glass

I'll help you write it after class
There is no song that could surpass
This song we sing
About broken glass.
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2 ups, 4y
(kool aid man impression)
1 up, 4y,
2 replies
Y e s
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2 ups, 4y
The classic
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
hey baby, heard you're a pilot. wanna pull up on my throttle?

b o w c h i k a b o w w o w
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
What?
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0 ups, 4y
idk
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1 up, 4y,
3 replies
Ah yes
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
punch me
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
NO

Just f**king kill me
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
punch me
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
no
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Pls
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
No
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Pls
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
NO
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
*punches you* PUNCH ME
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1 up, 4y
*Flinches* NO
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Ye
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
the best pick-up line
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Nu
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Why does Tucker, someone literally acted, seem way more attractive than I'll ever be? *dies in my shameful ugliness irl* end me now
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
nu
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
End me
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Nu
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
F**king end me
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
punch me then
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0 ups, 4y
I meant-

ugh nevermind-



Nah just kill me
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
*punch you in the gut very hard* PUNCH ME
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0 ups, 4y,
2 replies
*blood drips from the corner of my mouth* *shakes head no*
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
*whack u in the mouth with the crowbar*
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
*small whine then backs away further*
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
biatch *whack again with crowbar, this time in the head directly*
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0 ups, 4y,
2 replies
*somehow still hasn't passed out*
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0 ups, 4y
How
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0 ups, 4y
how would you still be conscious
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
*punches u in the jaw* now
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
*falls to the ground spitting out blood* *slowly stands back up and uses sl to say "no"*
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
*pulls out a crowbar* punch me
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
*tries to back away*
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
punch me
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
*silently refuses*
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
*raises crowbar*
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0 ups, 4y
*backs away futher*
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Wow, this is hilarious, and Halo is awesome!!!!!
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Halo, red vs blue, all the goods!
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Halo 3 will always be my favorite. The campaign is like watching a movie, but you control what happens. So, it's more like directing a movie by killing bad aliens.
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1 up, 4y
Yeah
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
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1 up, 4y
Lol
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