Right In The Childhood

2 weeks? DAMN TIMES PASSES QUICK

I meant to say 1 week not 2

O h o k

wait what actually happened?

wait its been 2 WEEKS?!

my sense of time is ALL f**ked up

Lol same

2 weeks already

Actually 1 week

that makes sense

Who was it?

Sorry, I messed up again. It was 1 week ago not 2 weeks ago

STILL THAT WAS ONE WEEK AGO?!?

nah mate you messed up when you were born

Sorry to hear that unfortunately happened during your life

Ah did it now or are you looking in a mirror?

Nope, I was reading your autobiography

The BIOGRAPHY jsyk, i didnt write that, you did, so it's very biased, now in reading your AUTOBIOGRAPHY was very interesting, your parents said when you were born "this is a real treasure we should bury it right away" now ofc they didn't do this but it's a shame they didnt

Oh tis a shame. I presume that's the rejected publication of your autobiography not mine. As it says here signed by your editor: "Its too fake, you were not good looking, nor successful", but hey, at least your parents called you a treasure

Oh "Tis" is an old word referring to the fact that you are old, meaning your book was published before mine, nobody uses old English anymore

No its just classy, and if I'm "old" does that mean you witnessed first hand the big bang?

Ah i see more clearly now, just like you witnessed the birth of God, before it was just light, then you got these special shades that allowed you to see the truth, you looked to your left and the before blank sign now said that the birth of your line was a virus God installed on accident

That's about as bullshit as you saying that you weren't a failure

Ah the "bullshit" that induced at your baby shower?

Ok, wtf was that roast lol. It made ZERO sense. ZERO just like your grades

Ah "ZERO" just like the percent your life matters to anyone?

It mattered in you being born
(BOOM, case closed brother)

Yeah closed just like your family business

(how do you like dem apples?)

Closed just like the McDonald's you were working in
(Normal)

Okokok, you got me there

that one ALMOST hurt

Wait.... really

I meant to say 1 week not 2

oh well i guess technically 2 weeks