Now I await death right after the fresh sip of joe -ronny CHURCH WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO~ NaCl simps ~sox b r u h~ NaCl

...

Bruh

What?

Why'd you say "..." ?

it was just weird lol

xD

Wot?

wot

w a t

w o t

s t a l c c

b o i

l o l

l o l o l

The 2nd person to say who they have a crush on

who was le first

Hey can I lick your elbow?

Can I ?

IM SORRY WHAT

Aight who tf dared ya?

Go to my dare image

WHAT THE~

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

*sighs*

:D I HAVE NO PURPOSE IN LIFE THEREFORE I AM DOING THIS ALL THE TIME, I KNOW.

Whyy

I JUST EXPLAINED WHY, YOU MERE LIZARD

REEEEEEEEE

:DDDD

del u have plenty of purpose

NU

how do ya like meh new name

XD

del i knew this longer then u did, how is that possible

No she knew

O

BRO DID YOU REALLY THINK I JUST FOUND OUT

O GOOD POINT

well i know topsies crush, beat that

we should start a reveal your crush trend

lol

*sips tea* I only had a crush on mochi

OOOOOOOOO

we should dude

ool

oolio

and ooliett

LOLOLOLOLOL

;-;

Nu cri

im not cri

nu

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHO

cant tell, topsies a good friend, one of my best, im not gonna go behind there back to tell someone else personal info

she's my literal ex on here bro

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

and im still not telling

and my best friend on here. well, she's in the top 3. dm me? pls?

nope

pls

take a chill pill g

NU

del

how old is sir

who?

Pretty sure he's asking my age... Don't say it

of course not

why is sir not answering me *cries*

Boi

*grabs whip**whips you*YOUR MY SLAVE NOW

stop

no

i'll be ur slave if u let del go

simp or not?

simp

ill think about it

i be ur slave

how come

*whips u* MY SLAVE

damn *whips you back on the face*

*whips you on the peen*

ah f**k

*grabs my gun and shoots your foot*look ill let her go but your my slave then ok?

yes

so stop

ok

im ur slave

ok i tell you to drink juice

nu

you just say no?

im not drinking juice

i need you to for energy

fine *drink red bull*

nice now go get del bc i shot her

NO

no what

i defy you

fine ill give you another task

what

we are going to hunt *gives you a rifle* people

*aims at you*

dont shoot me

i said dont shoot me

i dont care what u say

then shoot

*shoots you in the peen*

*laughs*i knew you would try to shoot me thats why i took out the bullets

dont whip me

i wont but i should shoot you

why not whip

im not gonna hurt my slave

but u will kill him?

nope im not going to injure them

*puts bullets in and shoot in peen*

*cries*

haha

*starts laughing*

uh

*still laughs*

why u laugh

bc dont have peen anymore you whipped it off

so u a girl now?

did you read you whipped it off me after you hit me there

o

ima go eat so ima be back in like 15 mins

no

starting with del bc she is dumb

NO

YAY

pls bro i let del go

*grabs a knife and stabs your head off* die

and i wont hut you and i need a friend

*ghostes*

*revive* i'll be a friendo

thx bro

ye

according to this passage you are not a slave

yay

who should we kill

why?

cuz nu

ok fine not del

WALCC OVER GIVE HIM A BIG OL KICC AND SAY YOURE RESIGNING

K I C C

THAT BE RIGHT!

THE`````````````````````````````````````````````````

wot

shtup

AND THIS IS WHY IM LEAVING BYE ASSHOLE

SORRRY

DONT LEAVE

nu

nU

NOBODY F**KING LOVES YOU

ALL YOU DO IS CAUSE PAIN

YOU ARE USELESS I ABSOLUTELY HATE YOU

oh snap

thx carter

wot the hell is happening

i like that

COME AT ME BITCH

WHAT, SAY IT F**KING SAY IT, I DONT CARE ANYMORE, JUST F**KING SPEAK

?

((((keep it down))))

chill

NO! *kiccs you* I AM HEREBY FREEING SNIPERPRO

del chill, im not a slave anymore

and be quiet or say you and carter banged

e s c u s e m e w h o w a s t h a t

WHAT TH~

yeah

SHUT DUDE WE DID NOT F**K

you made moan to much and no her throat hurts

BOI, NO

yes

That sentence makes no sense

sorry

you made del moan to much and no her throat hurts

now*

STOP IT NO

SHUT IT M8 WE DIDNT AND YOU KNOW IT

or did you

BRO

WOT

where the farts at

uh wot

IM HEATED RIGHT NOW IM F**KING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

ok then

WHY DO YOU DO THIS, DO YOU LIKE ME BEING MAD????

no

THEN WHY THE F**K DO YOU DO THIS???

bc

SPEAK WHAT LANGUAGES DO I NEED TO SPEAK

Spanish: HABLAR

Russian: говорить

French: PARLER

F**KING SPEAK

you forgot chinese

F U C K I N G

S P E A K

SAY MORE THAN 3 WORDS

whatt do you want me to say or do?

F**KING EXPLAIN TO THE PEOPLE WATCHING THIS CONVO HOW ME AND DEL "BANGED"

EXPLAIN HOW IT HAPPENED DO I NEED TO LEAK THAT FAN-FIC YOU WROTE???

holy shnikees

chill

no

THEN F**KING SPEAK

TELL PEOPLE THE TRUTH

what truth?

ITS BECAUSE OF YOU THAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

i wasnt even the wone who started the you guys f**ked

THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT ME AND DEL DID

you guys didnt f**k

YOU SURE AS HELL WERE

?

JUST SAYING IT ISNT GONNA DO ANYTHING

THE ONE WHO STARTED IT

i did?

who created the img where you and del leenyd thats where i started making shit up

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WAS SPREADING IT, IT STARTED ABOUT 2 WEEKS AGO WHEN YOU STARTED SPREADING IT

i didnt tell anyone i swear

Ah, so now you are resorting to withholding the full truth

You are so sad

yes

EXACTLY MY POINT

?

"yes"

That's what my point to saying "you are sad"

ok

Great job!

You have earned your "blocked badge" back

good

*kiccs the flor*

what the~

XD

what in the Kentucky fried chicken happened here

I have no clue

This bitch just WHIPPED YOU

how do you not know what happened here?

i'm now his slave, he let del go

nu

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

SNIPERPRO, PLEASE UN-SLAVE YOURSELF

Long story short I apparently became his slave, then sniperpro over there saved me, then I got shot, and I have no clue what else happened

uh....ok?

why and how

ye

I gotta do something about this

i saved del

wdym?

sup slave

What. In. The actual. F**K. Happened here

some blocking happened

WHAT TH~

i tell you to drink the boring tea

NU ITS LA BOILING TEA

WOT M8

nvm

del my the passage of this your no longer my slave have a day

YAYAYAYAYAY *kiccs you and runs off*

*shoots you*

WH-HA~

dumb f**k

you are crictally injured

YA DONT SAY

stfu

uh

yes

What in the Kentucky fried f**k?!

i save u del

THANCCS

i now his slave tho

.

ye

Thats classified

i love you no homo

tf

Dont tell me to "chill"