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Yee :)

“ hi, my names lenny. I’m an octoling i guess, and- hi?”

Wot?

Me: well yeah. I kinda ended up her by accident. Where am i?

Me:don’t exactly know how to explain, but your here don’t mind the rock demons.

Me: oh. Well, sorry if my arms look weird. They spring out. Maybe you could show me around?

Me:Oh ok, so this is my place, and that’s basically it!

Me: nice. ... a bit dark.

Me:if I go into detail however...
Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Big Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, big Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, bigger Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, and Rock. That’s the tour, also you have a little scratch right here...*you have a large claw mark down your arm*

Me:Dammit! It takes forever to polish these things.

Me: sorry, I’m an ARMS fighter, so these are pretty much springs. Again, sorry if I’m confusing you.

Me:It’s ok, I have this! *piles out a very soft puff of wool and fur* this will polish your arm in 30 minutes!

(We had to start a new comment cause this one got to big)
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Me: thank you! *rubs at scratch with wool*

Me:YOUR WELCOME, but hush, they come out at this hour...

Me: *whispering* who? Can i punch them?

Me:no, hide, and if they see you stand still, they only see what moves...
[unknown]: H̵̨̢̢̭̞̰͖̟͈̟̯̗̹̱͚͓̠̾̎̓͗̓̓̍͊͐̓̽̓́̃͛́̓̿̏̋̕͝u̴̡̧͚̮͈̭̖̭̮͎̝͈̺̥̤͍̭̦̞͔͈͈͖̱̟͈̰̯̦̜̘̒̃́̔͊̀́̾̌͒̆́̎̿̄͆̾̾͘̕͜͠ͅḫ̴̨̻͎̥͈̱̭̗͇͕̙͖̰̠̰̝͍̪̹̞̯̀̿͑̿̅̓͌̑͒͘͝͠b̶̬̙̭̲͉̦͕̺̯͎̖̙̺̖̈́̌͐́̾͐͘̚͝b̵̛̛̠͇̱̗̘̤̩̭͕̫̘͙̜̟̳͖͚̜̙͙̰͒̇̏̀̀̈͒̍̆̎́͊̾̒̍̌̐̀͆͗͂͘̕͜͝ͅȅ̴̢̢̝͚͖͉͔͚̲̩̲̮͖͎̘̳̲͈̯̣̐̄̍̓͊̋̋̿̽̔͘͠͝͠ͅͅd̶̡̛͙̜̣͈̠̞̃͊́̈́̈͆̔̀̚c̷̨̱̯̹̪͇̼͍͚̜̭̭̹̹̝̽̌̊̉͐͂̋̎̈́̔͆̒̓͑̕ṳ̷̡̮̖̪̱͉̩̭͇̂̑̽̐̎͛̀̌͐̑͂̎͛͊͗͋̐̐̅̍̆̔̏̇̑̎̇̀̓̀̔̄̕͠͠͝h̸̡̢̛̺͇̮͉̼̼̗̎̓͒̒́͑́̇̽̆̅͗̿́͑̏̏̆̓́͒̓̓̈́͑̂̓̈́͜͠͝͠͝͝ͅͅứ̶̢̨̬̙̗̹͚̥̮̖͇̤̞̳͇̙͓̱̩͍̖̲̞͙̭̮̥̲̻̣̮̲̫̎͋̌̀̅́͛̏̾̈̽̚̚̚͜͠ͅͅh̴̤̗͔̘̬̖̠̊͆̊͐̿͐̔̈́͐̈̂͐̕͘

Me: *octofies and hides in rock crevice*

Me:is hiding in small cave, unpopulated*

Me: *is struggling to breath*

Me:*raises hand*

Me: who?

[unknown]:*is gone*

Me: *muffled* I’m stuck.

Me:I have no idea...
But I know they hunt at nine so that’s all I got...

Me: i vote we should try to stand up to them

Me:No,I saw one eat a rock demon WHOLE, and rock demons are pretty big...

Me: oh. Well its still unfair that your so tortured by them. I’m new here, but i still think we should set a trap or something.

Me:ME! The weird diamond tree has a portal in it!

Me: thats good. Maybe i can make you some of my famous calamari if you ever wanna visit the noodle house. But I’m assuming there’s a catch.

Me:I tried...*SHOWS MASSIVE SCAR DOWN BACK*

Me: oh.. I’m sorry. I have something similar. *takes of boot to reveal green glowing x scar*

Me:thanks :)

Me:there is no catch! You amazing and I don’t want you to get hurt! So you can go there to get home!*hands you map*it was nice meeting you :)

Me: um- yeah. I suck with directions. And traveling. Its probably best you come with me. Besides, new friends are nice

Me: ok, can I bring my cat?
Queen:*meow Owo*

Me: “yeah cats are awesome”

Me:okay! :)
I think this is our best route.

I agree. It seems like the quickest.

Me: it’s ok...

Me: i got this when i was still loyal to the octarians. It shows that I’m a good fighter, but boy did it hurt.

Me:I’ll help! *pulls you out*

Me: *un octofies* thanks. What were those things?

Me:that’s cool, but I recommend going to painted city instead. It is WAY to dangerous here...

Me: cool as that sounds, i need to get back to the mintendo noodle house. Min min must be worried sick about me. Is there anyone in these lands familiar with inter dimensional travel?