Btw sir, I haven't had a promotion in a long time, I was wondering...

What rank are you?

Chief petty officer, T39, sir

Hmmm

Yes,sir?

*kisses you*

Wh-

Wtf tho

I like you

Dare I pressume

the kiss part yes

she does, i kinda made her. she told me she had a crush on u on DM's

U F**KIN-

u do!

I NEED SOME UNSEE JUICE RIGHT NOW

Same

SHUT THE F**K UP KID

YOU TOLD HIM YOURSELF!!!!!!!!

I GIVE UP-

Y

the hell happened here

A lot

...

...

Yep

Wtf

she wants to do 69 with you......she dm'd me

not me, her!

Tf, screenshot

I've literally been on ps4 for 3 weeks. i can't screenshot

Ha, no, I don't believe you. I think ur lying, she wouldn't f**king say that

i smashed my phone.i'm not kidding

Yeah but Spire wouldn't do that

she did tho....

Correcto

C h u r c h

WHAT THE F**K DID I JUST READ

You read the outcome of a dare

...that was weird

No shit

ಠ_ಠ

XD

I just wanted to say I'm sorry about what I've said to you today. I now feel like you are genuinely sorry and I am too.

Its fine, I'm the one thats sorry here

I am too. I was a jerk to cayde ( note to cayde. Please stop simping next time) but I'm sorry about that. I'm still blocking nico and trainwatcher though

Why Nico and Trainwatcher, they were merely accomplices

Because. They were defending cayde all the way. Didn't think of me even a little bit. At least you listened to both sides

I was in on it the entire time. If you block Trainwatcher and Nico, you might as well block me and Cayde. We all did our shit part in the prank

I'm not blocking you . You are sincerely sorry. I don't think they are

and cayde was sorry too

I'll speak to them...

Nice try. I'll never be there friend. Maybe nico but it's definitely too late for trainwatcher

Hm

I tried before this even happened but he said no

can you tell my favorite quality in a friend is loyalty

Mhm...