ÆUGH

*slams evidence papers*
28 AEUGHS. YOU DIDNT WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE DIDNT YOU. DO YOU FEEL HATE? ANGER? HE WAS THERE, BEGGING FOR HIS LIFE. AND YOU AEUGH HIM, AGAIN AND AGAIN. I KNOW YOU AEUGHED HIM. WHY DONT YOU JUST SAY IT. JUST SAY "I AEUGHED HIM" IT THAT TOO HARD TO SAY?

what does the evidence papers even say

Aeugh Aeughly, called Aeughly by Captain A, is a helicopter pilot who works for the Aeughvernment and the Aueghteragonist of the Auenry Aeughmin series.

He appears as the Aeuteragonist of Infiltrating the Aeughship and Completing the Aeugh, and the Aeughagonist of Fleeing the Aeugh.