bold of you to assume i can die

Lol

MY SISTER GOES TO HELLLLLLLLL AND I AM GOD seems about right

So I’m
G o d
Now........
Y e y?

lol

*rules heaven*
F**K YEAAAAAAAHHHHH
*makes the clouds cotton candy pink and plays death metal*

Well i'mma get married and rule hell , ok seems legit XD

But i would tho -

I'll become a comet

Noice, I go to heaven lol

Good

Yay I get to be a god

Oh no

I go to hell

Oh no

I DONT WANNA DIE Y ME

WELL I GO HEAVEN >:3

can i get a like pass in ya know

ya

yay thanks

-gives tiket to heaven-

*causlualy strols up to god*

looks like there was a mis-count

*god kicks me back down to hell cuz he knows im lying*

well fuq

-give 489328746 tickets-

*trys 100 times and fails*

well hells not that bad

i mean

theres taco bell.....

and soccer.....

and upvote beggers....

-asks god if u can go to heaven- -explains- -says yes-

he said yes

no no no

its ok

i like summer

and hot stuff

ill be fine

virgo eh?

yeah