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1 up, 4y,
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I shall teach you the ways
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1 up, 4y,
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Teach me the ways
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0 ups, 4y,
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Actually one last thing... Some people may not like you being a furry and may dis you out about being one. and almost everyone relates to this. Such as me... I am 15... I have been in the fandom for.. maybe 3 maybe 5 years now and I still don't tell many people I am a furry. Nor Gay... But this place makes me feel safe and that is why I post crap like this... But still when you think the time is right, tell whomever you want to tell and hope that they understand... I luckily have friends that are complete social outcasts, like yours truly, and they couldn't give either side of a dummy thicc rat's ass' that I am a literal stereotype of a furry, Gay and will do anything for a horn-fest. But beware of those arseholes who will do anything to make you not be a furry. Like your parents, siblings (if you have any) and even your best friends. My mom caught me looking at furry fan art and said to get tf off that and I said why, she said (exact quote) ITS FURRY, THEY ARE LITERALLY ALL ABOUT HAVING S3X. Then being the convincing piece of lovable shet she is, I was contemplating whether I want to be a furry or not. Then I said to myself; FUK YOU MOM I AM A FURRY AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO STOP ME!!!! But she said that I can be a furry when I am 18 and I am 15 and still couldn't give a shit. And you may have the same thing coming your way my friend. So be ready. anyways that's all I have for you!!! so stay furry... and help us in the next war... please
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0 ups, 4y
I will try to help in the next war
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0 ups, 4y,
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0 ups, 4y,
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not really if you said it to over 95 people
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0 ups, 4y
....
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0 ups, 4y,
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but were all friends here so eh
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0 ups, 4y
True
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0 ups, 4y
sorry I just ran with my dog outside and I am mad cuz he was supposed to go potty but he ran around while on the leash I was holding. so sorry if I sound like a dickhead
0 ups, 4y,
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First, you must purchase a fursuit. Next, you must speak like a furry. To speak like a furry, replace the "R" and "L" with a "W" so you speak "wike this". This is how you be a furry, or "fuwwy" ^w^
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0 ups, 4y,
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Uh...

OR, You can just have an interest in anthropomorphic animals and occasionally use some of their expressions.
Not all furries have fursuits or use furry fraises
0 ups, 4y,
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thats one other way but u get the idea
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0 ups, 4y
Yeah
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0 ups, 4y,
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I think I'm gonna wike being a fuwwy
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0 ups, 4y,
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Cool, Just don't overuse the fraises Ow^
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1 up, 4y
Oki!
0 ups, 4y,
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but wait.....you must not forget the most important word in the furry dictionary.
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0 ups, 4y,
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What is it?
0 ups, 4y,
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"yiff" and "yiffing"
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0 ups, 4y,
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??? What does that mean?
0 ups, 4y,
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it is the furry term for......

having s3x
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0 ups, 4y,
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0 ups, 4y
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0 ups, 4y,
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Oh.....
0 ups, 4y
sry you asked
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0 ups, 4y
Lol
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0 ups, 4y,
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I know i asked, but..... i was not expecting that
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another thing is that you can at own free will watch furry youtubers... Examples:

Majira Strawberry
Furry Foofi
Fluke Husky (just says fluke for his yt channel)
Glitch furry (again just says Glitch but their are some of glitch yters already)
And more others

and since you have joined the furry fandom (what it is called since furries are known worldwide and are one of the most popular fandoms) you might want to be ready for any form of battle... Like (in case of emergency) The Second Furry Vs Gamer War, If it happens... it happened out of nowhere... no one but the gamers were ready... But we beat their arses either way cuz we "Signed a treaty" But in my opinion, we kicked their butts. Also you have to find your fetish that is somewhat related to the fandom like the furry yter Odin Wolf (actual channel name) His fetish is bellies, Glitch's fetish is Butts (i mean whose isn't), and Flukes is... I don't remember. But you get the point. And the last two to few things and this will surprise you... you have to find what your sexuality is (gay, pansexual, bisexual, etc.). Then watch a lot and I mean A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT of furry yiff... this is not required but that is what Most furries look at when they are in the mood... and finally... you have to have fun with what you are doing that is related to the fandom... what ever it is, yiffing, watching furry yters (almost the same thing), drawing several fursonas and wattpad stories/fan fictions, etc. Do what makes you you in the fandom. You Be You. And our mortal enemies are the gamers (not furry gamers, they are acceptable) and bronies (Bro Ponies (My Little Pony shitheads)). Anyways have fun with the furry fandom life!!! and remember MAY WE YIFF IN HELL
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I know that was a lot but it gives you my knowledge of being a furry as well.
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0 ups, 4y
That was a lot..... i think I've got it
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ALREADY NO!!! first is easy just make a make a fursona... find an animal or animals, make a mix "breed" of the animal(s) if you desire to have more than one animal. Next find some patterns, like arrow marks, electric marks, things like this. Next color them in any color you want. I can show you my fursona if you want to get some ideas. Plus a fursuit costs (depending on the colors, and company) about $300.00-$30,000.00 with tax (depending on where you live if you live in the states). But still start out with something simple, you can base your character off of any animal or anything in general. My fursona Jolt Zalora is based off of the pokemon Zeraora. But you can do anything you need in order to make the fursona true. The last thing to do when making your fursona is to name it. Again I named my fursona JOLT ZALORA cuz Zeraora is an electric type. Plus I didn't want to get filed by gamefreak for stealing the suit idea so I slipped through the bullet by renaming it from zeraora to the chromebook revise Zalora. But you can do anything you can or need. These are just some Ideas.
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1 up, 4y,
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It just means to make yourself an animalistic persona (Fursona) for yourself
0 ups, 4y,
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You don't even need a fursona to be a furry
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Also true, You can just be interested in anthropomorphic animals, Or, You can make your self and fursona and do the same things
0 ups, 4y,
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like two legged humanoid animals and be weird. thats literally all there is to it lol
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0 ups, 4y,
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Seems simple
0 ups, 4y,
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yup
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0 ups, 4y,
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I shall now be a furry
0 ups, 4y
yasss
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0 ups, 4y,
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Uh, No it's not
0 ups, 4y,
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How?
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0 ups, 4y,
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That's the fake stereotype
0 ups, 4y
??
0 ups, 4y,
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I am furry
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0 ups, 4y
So am I
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0 ups, 4y,
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How about you just take a look at Wikipedia?
0 ups, 4y,
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Uuuh, I trust actual furries, not Wikipedia...
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0 ups, 4y,
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I've checked wikipedia, It says exactly what actual furries say
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I have watched majira, fluke, betaetadelota, imaginatively unimaginative, solarsaber, pocari too, faux films and so many more furries and they say that's all you need to do
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That does sound pretty legit, But still, Furry is not all about "Liking two legged animals and be weird"
0 ups, 4y
It's a simple way to put it, that's how I describe it. I like two legged animals and I am weird
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0 ups, 4y,
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Liking two legged animals, I admit it, Kinda true

But the weird part, No, That's not true, If you're weird, That's just you
0 ups, 4y
Bruh being weird is what makes people interesting
EVERYONE has a weird side
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0 ups, 4y
True
0 ups, 4y,
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I've also been a furry for 3 years
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0 ups, 4y,
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That's cute
0 ups, 4y
I am 13
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0 ups, 4y,
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I've been a furry since i was a kid, Way younger than you
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Since I was ten
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0 ups, 4y
This isn't a contest, y'all XD
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