I am serious

Oh look it's Loona

Yes

I'll give you a collar if that's the only thing you'll wear~

UwO... Kinky...

also it makes sense that a furry is in a hell-themed hotel... (I never watched it cuz I am a moron and my parents will probably kill me...(I have no clue what the concept is or what it is about tbh...(I know... I am not a true furry... T^T)))

I never watched it as well

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY IM NOT THE ONLY ONE *Hugs you so tight that you actually get a hard on from blood rushing down your body* (i know that is wrong but it is how I like it...)

Yes

..! UUUUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... *begins to blush but can be barely noticed*

*Warning: Yiffing may happen in a few minutes...*

Please tell me your atleast either gay, bi, or pan........................

Dunno why I decided to put the meme but eh... too late now...

Yes

for some reason me too... (WHAT THE FUK IS WRONG WITH ME!!!)

oof

Literally (UWO) or Figuratively (OMO)

UWO

I am serious

I know... I never said you weren't... *Jolt come crashing in* I SENSE SOMETHING YIFFABLE HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jolt: what... I do... wait... you mean he don't know even though we have gone through an rp on a completely different stream and through real connection and everything else..!
Me: Uh... I honestly don't know to be honest...

*looks at axle* *makes an adorable squeak* F**K!!! *bangs head once on table*

Me: 0 -0 < ... ... ...

I couldn't find a good meme to go with that so eh...

also literally last night my mom found my secret stash of furry/fnaf yiff... and she put thousands of restrictions on my phone... Like my camera, notes, photos (I think), some of my texts, my games, everything that makes a phone worth having... Gone... blocked... deleted... LIKE WTF!!! IT'S NOT EVEN A PHONE ANY MORE!!! IT'S JUST A REMINDER THAT MY PARENTS ARE MASSIVE C**TS!!! AND A REMINDER THAT I HAVE THE MOST RESTRICTIVE PARENTS EVER KNOWN TO MAN!!!

if my my mom found out I would be in big trouble and I would have been banned on technology

bruh this is less than 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of what she can do to make my life a living hell... imagine what yours or mine could do if she found out the true stash of yiff I have... XD!!! ITS BEHIND MY PICTURE FRAMES OF MY OLD FRIENDS ON PIXEL GUN 3D!!! IM DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Wheezes lungs out of own rectum*

dude my secret stash of yiff is not safe my step father literally breaks my room apart just to see if I have anything that's not appropriate so the only place that was sae is in my sisters room

Sadly I have a dirty comment for that

Very

loona wants a coller, eh? well, be mine and you get what u wish for, loona

I mean, I'd suggest a bit more of a harness, personally, so your larynx/trachea doesn't get smashed, if you're planning on attaching a leash to it. Otherwise a collar works as a decent aesthetic choice.

MY PARENTS WOULD MAKE IT WHERE I CANT GO TO SCHOOL AT ALL IF THEY FOUND OUT AND MY BROTHER WOULD PROBABLY KILL ME

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(OwO)"

^^