i am Cayde-6 and i approve this message

.......................you're SO gonna break up again

no i wont

if you do I swear to god......

are you a girl?

no

ok...then what do you mean? did you find me a ship?

idk you just break up a lot

i know...

yeah

my bad

just saying that won't change anything

it will

how

it will, just trust me

you don't even know how it will change anything. That means you said that as a lie, since you have no idea what else to say. Don't try to convince me otherwise.

i dont mean to

-_-

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you weren't supposed to break up about 5 times

hi cayde shit

lol

lol

shut the f**k up

just joking, jesus christ, take a f**kin joke

XD

im just chillin, watching church roast agent washington, then just get TOLD

hey, that was a typo

Sureeee

it WAS

Idk

Cayde, why?
Why not one-nighters? Why "Ship"? Why waste someone and break?

what?

Ok. I mean, would you break up again?
By the way, how old are you?

no, 14

why? are you a girl?

=_=

CAYDE, WTF MAN!!?? Don't say you don't know me, my Nig.....

who tf are you

...Drizzy.
...Inc0gnitoxic0.
...old friend.
...Instagram.

ooooooooooooooooh,

whaddup

Ah, so I was saying.
You ready to make another girl regret the day she shipped?

no, what? is that what you want me to do or something?

*evil laughter*
*chokes on laughter*
... what... no, bud. I want you to be happy and stick with ONE person for 2 months atleast.

i do too, but i cant get with the girl i want because she is dating someone

Who

oh she knows, she kinda likes me back too, but like i said she is dating someone

i love how u called her "halfshit" to her face tho

Who she dating

Halfwhit

How about u tell them XD

Oh thats cute!

Blacklisted

Hoo iz itt, bruh?

halfwhit

*sigh
You gotta make something of yourself first, probably. And don't say random bullshit any time, and it might work your way.

make something? wdym by make something?

Be a good person. Be a good memer. Be a good friend.

Well... that depends on how you look at things.
Say, why do you have to break up so often?
And why have you only attracted the Negative kind of attention?

i am

No

because i find that they are not the on, and i dont really know

you dont find true love online

O, so don't ship.
Just make friends, f**k, drink, enjoy.

(What I just wrote was positive, but it made me cringe like shit).

im putting that in cursed comments, nah i dont wanna f**k my friends

No shit. F**k other people. Just don't ship too much.
It'll look like you have Over-shipping Syndrome.

is that even a thing?

yes, you and vizifox have it

Flamy... 😂😂 DAMMM, brutha'.
You trolling him right now.

i am

And what about Vizifox? He's the biggest simp I've ever seen, Cayde ain't anything like him.

dude, cayde harassed the shit out of spire, breaks up all the time (like vizifox) asks anyone he doesn't know if they're a girl, and has about 30shipping images

Still... Vizifox left a mark on anyone he ever came in contact with even GirlOfRays. I don't see him now, tho.

He and cayde have a lot in common. I ship it

😂
Eeee

hm

like, my guy, you break up every week. you have more breakups then seconds i have lived!

thats a exaggeration

it's not tho.

mhm, sure

Ugh

yes, yes it is

dude, u breakup all the time. it's obvious you wont find "the one". especially not by "ship me"

No, but you might create it and I might diagnose you with it.
So you still wanna ship?

yes, but no, dont make that a thing, thats just dumb

Ok. I really want someone to exist right now, cuz they would have explained all this way friccin' better than anyone.
I'll prolly go off now.

ight

An medically diagnosed simp, whose simping ability is still unmatched.
"Left a mark on everybody he came in contact with".

wtf

Exactly.
Know GirlOfRays?

yes

also i busted a kid trying to make up some fake ass lies, she had no proof to back it up

Link.

here kick some ass for me, i gtg: https://imgflip.com/i/4ixwvj?nerp=1603043221#com6506253

He simped TWICE for the same person. And she cringed even weeks after the event, that's when I knew that the guy is something special.
He is unmatched.
Imma stop now.

dude he literally harassed the shit out of her

I didn't know that.
I desperately want to get out of the Cayde Conversation. I hope we think alike...

What worng with simping

Good question. You want me to answet that for real?

See how I finally made a wrong spelling?

What

Simping: Drooling over people that don't care and want you to stop/ bi*ch@*s flirting.

damn

cayde severely simped over spire

We might have to do a fair study to see who's the bigger one.
The bigger one might be the one who understands that it's not normal but still does it. Cayde doesn't understand that what he does is called "simping".

May you find peace, and a lifelong ship, and may you not turn out like Vizifox.
God bless.

who is this Vizifox?

Vizifox: someone who dates more than one person at once and is a total f**king asshole, I would know cause I dated him for a bit and realized he was cheating. He doesnt even care about the people who he's dating.