Sexy Penelope art

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The Orca Dragon clan approves.
You are now officially a supporter.

Yee! Awesome!

Here, have a free welcome gift.
*you are gifted a three-foot tall figure of Penelope carved from a giant pearl*
Enjoy.

oh my gosh I will.

Good.
There are only five Pearl Penelope figurines ever, since there were only ever five giant pearls in the strange dimension the Great Goatfire (that's me, of course) calls home.

I am honored to obtain such an amazing gift Great Goatfire.

You're welcome.
And please don't call me 'The Great Goatfire', that's what I was called back when I was...
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...the bad guy.

you explode as in c-4 explosion or you gonna kill me explosion

I explode as in spontaneous combustion.

ok then

I'm just going to give you one of the other four Pearl Penelope figurines as a bribe for you to leave me alone.

Alright.... Do you need to talk about it?

I probably need to but I don't want to.

alright fine

You best stick to that.
If you hug me again,
I WILL explode.
And you will not enjoy it.

I see I was a bad guy before but I learned to accept the past and move on

It's not easy to move on when every time someone hears the name 'Goatfire' the first thing they'll think of is me murdering their parents.
(and yes Goatfire himself is one of my OCs)

Okay.

are you okay? *huggles you*

I am absolutely fine, I just don't like mentioning my past as a bad guy.

*hugs you* hey it's fine

Stop with the hugs!!!

I killed my parents as a baby ( he is part demon so the demon took over him) and I murdered lots of people the satisfy my blood craving but now when they say my name I don't get that nervous I just live with it

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. . .
Let's just not mention 'The Great Goatfire', 'Icruvia', or 'Bast' whenever I'm around, so as to not make conversations weird.

I WANNA YIFF HER SOOO BAD!!!!!!!!

no nsfw warning?

Orca-dragon, isn't that species extinct?

Also I've never heard of it

It's a thing.

UUUUUGGGGHHH SHES TOO HOOOOOOOOOOT........*im making lewd faces rn but u just cant see*

T H O T ?

No..

if she breathes, she's a thot

I'm at Defcon1 and my finger is hovering over the big red button....

Ha, the powers of orca dragons will overthrow all minds, and eventually orca dragons will reclaim their position of power from the furry sharks.

The plan has worked.
I will go inform Penelope of our ultimate success.

mhm