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Hair is just human generated spaghetti

and it taste a lot better when its cooked

I just cook it when it’s still connected to the human

I like it when has meatballs on it tho... so tasty...

yea the lumps are the best part

I meant the whole human

i cut mine up before i eat it though

Even tastes better

Mmmmmmmmmmm, spaghetti *takes a bite of your hair*

Here’s your dinner, human hair spaghetti, with brain meat and a drizzle of blood sauce

Anything else tonight

It grows quick for me idk why

I need to cut it again

Same here, but it grows in front of my face.

why

out of all things why hair

ok. my hair is hair. its on my head.

ay but if i get one tell me

Our hair is made out of dead skin cells. It grows every 3 weeks

My hair grows very fast.

It must be a chemical in your shampoo

I think I got the fast hair growth gene from my mom.

It depends on the gene you have from your father and the one from your mother. Each parent has 2 sets of genes. We scientists calculate those in Punnet Squares

https://i.imgflip.com/4ijtqc.jpg
I look nothing like any of my relatives lol.

Rare genetics

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What?

Fur and Floof count as hair, right?

Floofy gat

Its a blonde mop, end of discussion.

lol