oh no

Unless they identify as tigers. Then they can hunt you!

Sometimes you get the bear. Sometimes the bears beats ya stoopid and takes ya back to his cave...

Me: *starts hunting Masahiro Sakurai for not putting Shantae in as an actual fighter*

forgetting the poachers

they usually snipe from distance and wait for a few hours -_-

Nope. I'm on the side of tigers (irl) and tiger girls. Them poachers are gonna get hunted down by angry animals.

What about poached eggs

She'll eat them too. Why not?

Me: *vigorous thinking*
Me: Welp, being a traitor to humankind isn't so bad if the tiger girls are on my side.
Me: *starts hunting humans*

Sounds like a plan!

*violent shotgun noises*

Is it still a crime if I use all the meat from my kills?

...
*more violent shotgun noises*

Lock and load solider!

You're not in charge of me!
*Goatfire is thrown into a mad rage of shotguns and hurling fireballs, and notices too late that he's about to fall into a tiger girl's pit trap.*
Holy sh-
*falling noises*

*Goatfire uses the last weapon he has- flirting with the tiger-girls!*

...Great, now I'm stuck in a pit trap that was supposed to be used to trap the hunters.
I guess I just have to wait for one of these tigers I'm protecting to show up.

That's how you get ate by tiger-girls!

shoot everything that isn't white

😉
Peace.

Humans are scientifically considered animals so...

XDDD

prob a good time for weapons to be your religion am I right

Lol, you right. since my time in the Army i think it has been.

would it be considered canibalsim?

lol. Does that mean they are cannibals?

oop gotta run

then they can hunt you.

Dont hunt us!

oh god

God approves

its hunting season

yup

too much is wrong with this

yeshaps