This is for a grade

530 views • 12 upvotes • Made by anonymous 4 years ago in fun

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3 ups, 4y
that 2nd box looked like homer simpson though he doesn't have a pea brain.
[deleted]
2 ups, 4y, 1 reply
For the Christian Imgflipers out there, no one "birthed" God.
Drizzy.
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
God created God. 

Do you disagree?
DogeAddict43
2 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Drizzy.
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
Are you saying that God is "incapable" of creating God?

That's blasphemous.

God is all-powerful, He can create God if He wants to.
Drizzy.
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
Trolling: 100
TellMeWhyIExist
2 ups, 4y, 1 reply
And yet Satan still exists. Personally, I think they're friends. Also, God wasn't all powerful until he existed, so I don't think he created himself. Probably materialized during the Big Bang.
Drizzy.
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
Shit, God came from the big bang... first time I've heard of that, interesting.



Now, how about:

The universe itself, is God. Every matter in the universe is conscious. God is not a being that talks and feels. He is the Laws of Physics and existence itself, as certainly in the future as in the present and past.
TellMeWhyIExist
1 up, 4y, 3 replies
Er, then how did he speak to Abraham? Moses?



God IS most likely humanoid. How did he create humans? He needed something to go off of. Further, the majority of matter in this universe is dark matter. Also, "he" describe a male, a being that at the very least feels. Wonder what language he speaks. Probably a lot of them.
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0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
wow, so many replies!!!
TellMeWhyIExist
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Noice
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
probably god came from an egg like arceus
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 2 replies
god can turn into anything

so probably god came from a random egg
TellMeWhyIExist
0 ups, 3y
Someone can define him. We already defined him.
TellMeWhyIExist
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
No Arceus is Pokemon God, and God is Human Arceus
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
How about this
meme4life999
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
ok wot going on here
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
we are trying to find the start of god
meme4life999
0 ups, 3y
i gathered
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
LONGNESS 100
DogeAddict43
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
what the fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
DogeAddict43
0 ups, 4y
what the ffuucckk
DogeAddict43
0 ups, 4y
i think this argument can just loop into itself a thousand times over so let's just stop.

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