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33 ups, 2w,
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Mama Mia Suicide | ITALIAN BING: | image tagged in mama mia suicide | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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8 ups, 2w,
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No. It's Mario jumping off a ledge.
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4 ups, 2w
Its Mario sacrificing himself instead of Yoshi so Yoshi can finish the level
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9 ups, 2w,
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made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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6 ups, 2w
lol
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3 ups, 2w
ikr
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2 ups, 2w
lol me in 1st grade
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1 up, 1w
I will find someone to add a third man also committing die who is black/coloured.

Equal rights
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4 ups, 2w
haha
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3 ups, 2w
yes
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1 up, 2w
LOL
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8 ups, 2w,
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3 ups, 2w
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7 ups, 2w,
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Bing said "How to commit suicide the right way"
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3 ups, 2w,
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this implies that there is a wrong way
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4 ups, 2w,
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Trust me there is a wrong way.
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2 ups, 2w,
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enlighten me
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5 ups, 2w,
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Using the charcoal method, do it in a spacious room with a fan on and windows closed.. tape over the gaps in the door.
However DO NOT attempt this method in a tent.. you choke till you violently cough.. pass out and wake up with a serious migraine.
If going to hang yourself, do it secluded, if found you could possibly stay alive almost brain dead not being able to wipe your own ass.
If taking pills, make sure the dose is high enough, or you might just destroy your organs which you feel in the future.
If using a gun, be accurate as possible. I've seen videos where they're are dying slowly.. some where they survive, but with brain damage or severe trauma.
Slitting your wrist.. down the road not across, otherwise you look like an emo cutter.
Also with hanging yourself, make sure the drop is high enough/rope is long enough to pop the neck, otherwise it's a long asphyxiation process.
Drowning is highly unreliable like hanging.. it's not peaceful either.
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6 ups, 2w,
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0 ups, 2w,
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the heavy is dead
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0 ups, 1w,
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Why is the heavy dead?
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0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
idk
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0 ups, 1w,
6 replies
I think it wa...
1 up, 1w
shh u are dead
1 up, 1w
Ok... *glitches head into ground*
0 ups, 1w
Correct!
0 ups, 1w
The heavy is dead?
0 ups, 1w
*Engi and Spy simultaneously* The Heavy’s dead!
0 ups, 1w
whats up u wankas, whos up for a AHH what the- bloody hell just happend
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0 ups, 2w,
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gosh
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0 ups, 2w
this is why theres mods
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4 ups, 2w,
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This sort of information can get you arrested if the person who gained this actually commits suicide.
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2 ups, 2w,
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Information that you can find on a website if you look hard enough.
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3 ups, 2w,
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Well yes, but it can still go against you for conveying such detailed information.
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2 ups, 2w,
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I'm not fussed, Australia has piss week laws anyway
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0 ups, 2w
how to commit suicide the rihgt way actually pops up in bing
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0 ups, 2w
andtheres "i want to die|how to commit suicide- 12 steps and death time| best suicide and so much more
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1 up, 2w
Thanks, brb
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1 up, 1w,
1 reply
You are a god above men.
Seriously, though, don't die. You all have so much to live for.
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0 ups, 1w,
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I'm finding less to live for daily. 🤔😔
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1 up, 1w
Ah... well that's too bad. I hope it gets better, though!
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0 ups, 2w
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0 ups, 2w,
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why the hell are you encouraging this. youre giving suicidal people advice!
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0 ups, 2w
I didn't read anyone being suicidal, I read a guy not knowing you can commit suicide wrong.
It's purely educational.
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0 ups, 2w
ok
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0 ups, 1w,
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0 ups, 1w,
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This is NOT advice, it's merely stating the difference between the correct and wrong ways.. as someone asked if suicide could be done wrong.. take a moment and actually read the comments chain.
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1 up, 1w
oops,....sorry
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7 ups, 2w
I can confirm this is true-
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6 ups, 2w,
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bruh fr tho. Be careful searching this sort of shit up. If this is searched too many times up by a certain device and/or google account, then you can bet that this information would sent to the authorities or something and you would be kept under close watch of what you're doing on the internet.
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3 ups, 2w,
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true........PREACH!!!!!
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3 ups, 2w
yes!
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3 ups, 2w,
1 reply
I haven't actually tried this out
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2 ups, 2w
DON'T. Once you do, you can't undo that shit.
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