im not sure if i should but its a dream of mine to join

Hey, I'm here to enlist you. How old are you???

13

Never mind. Someone already enlisted you.

thx

Church did it

i can ask church but i thnk joing thing is still halted

ok thx

hey

Hey

ye, what’s up

Im just enlightening people. They are gonna hate me though because they dont like what I have to say.

who?

No one yet. Im about to post something thats gonna cause a lot of issues..

ok

Yeah Im dead now...

hey...im here

I shouldn've posted it in the politics stream but it wouldn't have let me do it anonymously. So I posted it in Ms_memer_group

its a celabration possum

oh cool

its a rly good one

it is

use it now!

ok

lol how ya doing rn

heeyyyyy

heyyy

whats up?

NOTHING *bored intensifies*

lol...mood

im good

im in school right now so i cant really talk

hey im still waiting to get promoted

ok let me know when you do

kk

iv been waiting for 2 hours and still i havent been able to get promoted lol

lol

Okay, how old are you?

13

1. Have you done “MILITARY ROLE PLAY”?
2. What “MRP” group are you in?
3. Why are you wanting to join?
4. Why should you be chosen?
5: why do you choose to join us?
6. Will you follow IMGFLIP TERMS OF SERVICE?
7. Will you be calling your supervisors SIR or MA’AM?
8. Do you understand you will be kicked for unnecessary behavior?
9. What do you want us to know about u?
READY...SET...TYPE!

1. yes
2. none really
3. i wanna join because imgflip was once beautiful, before it was stained by toxicity, i have come to end it
4. honestly, i don’t think you could pick me...i honestly just want to help people and because it’s a lifelong dream of mine to be a helping hand to others
5. why not join you...you guys are the BEST! everyone is safe here thanks to you, and i want to make others smile
6. yes
7. i will call the supervisor by their preference
8. i do
9. nothing honestly

ok that was a bunch of words..hopefully i get in

Okay. Let me talk to church

thanks breezey, i knew i could count on you!

Quick question, are you older than 10 years?

yes im 13

Mk we good, Welcome to the Troopers Trooper65-912Squadron btw we have two squadrons now 405 and 912, which one will you be joining?

912 plz

hey your in my squardon comrade

cool! it’s great to work with you!

I am a Major

ok...so we’ve got major breezey and private price is my squad leader

yeah i guess really im not a high ranker so im hoping i can up my rank today cuz i asked

When you can, change your name to Trooper65-Alwayzbread, but in the mean time, put it in your tagline

ok

Just so we don’t forget

Mk

i did it...this is the story of how i became the legendary hero of imgflip

lol that sick im happy to be with u comrade

Well done... and btw I'm Lieutenant General Trooper25, so nice to meet you

thanks general! Great to be here!

Hes 13

hey breezy is cade-6 still kicked from the troopers and are the application to join stil halted?

Cayde was supposed to be kicked but we're just letting that slide

ok i was never in on the cade- 6 thing so i dont really know whats going on

sir is there a rank of being a captain in the troopers

I believe so...

ok i gtg

Idk. Ask Church