Cross!sans is actually scraed of cows IT'S CANON

Pfff

*me who knows farming cows is more dangerous than shark diving* ⊚ ͟ʖ ⊚

im intrigued by this, mainly since I help some people with there cattle and I've accidentally swam with sharks before-

How did you 'accidentally' swim with sharks???

I was on vacation and I was next to the ocean so I went swimming with my family and I went underwater and saw about 3 sharks. they were really close by to the point I could probably touch them which I did-

*sweats*

believe me this isn't the first time I was with dangerous animals

I've been bitten by two snakes, and a redback spider

i nearly had a cobra choke me, but may I ask, did a female redback bite you or a male? because if a female bit you id be surprised on how you lived-

Redbacks in Australia can be treated by ice packs, I went to the hospital and they sent me back
*NOTE* Redbacks are not to be confused with black widows

interesting, it's good that you're ok tho

WAIT WAT???? CROSS! I NEED ANSWERS FROM U!

yea i know that