Subtle Pickup Liner

are you a car because Everytime I see you I want to commit genocide

is this man a cashew, cause im deathly allergic

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lol. that cracked me up!

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are you cheese pizza, because i wanna put my sausage all over you!

i dont eat meat but i beat meat!

lol

yes ladies and gentlemen

bum dum tiss

heh

hey girl, those legs are looking nice. when are they open?

hey girl ill have sex for 20.00 but for you 19.99

hey girl, i'm a stripper and i'll get naked for 100 bucks, but for you 69

hey girl I wish you were my big toe. Then I would bang you on every piece of furniture at my house

hey girl, theres one thing more addictive than ciggaretes. you

hey girl I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

hey girl I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.

hey girl, heard you're a virgin. let's change that

hey girl if you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?

hey girl, lets put my sausage into your pancake

hey girl you must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.

hey girl I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet

hey girl, are you a keyboard, because i put my hands all over you!

hey girl I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pussy.

damn.

are you a soda drinker because I wanna mount n' do ya

and bye bro i gtg

ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

dirty jokes

nice jokes

lol

lets do more

thats what she said

hey girl there are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus

ayyyyy

NO

Lol

noooooo

What r these pickup lines

he copy and pasted, i thought of most

Ok?

idk, we did random pickup lines. also, here's afun facty about me. I'm SM (selective mutism) irl, i barely speak in public, i have to be forced to, but at home i talk a lot

Aight bet

yeah, i know a lot of sign language, and that's usually how i try to socialize. i only speak to the teachers, and i barely do that unless i need to go to the bathroom, and when i do, it's really quiet

(me when i see the meme)✧♡(◕‿◕✿)( awe)me when i see the dirty jokes in the comments...(◕_◕)=ε/̵͇̿̿/''''̿''''̿ yall need Jesus

ye

no

jik

ok stop

k sorry