Ah the aroma of politicians, dumpsters pale in comparison

It was actually my great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather who made that most fateful landing on the president hopeful during the 2016 debate. I heard tell he keeled over moments after, the experience was so traumatic. That's why the current generation steers clear of any woman running for the White House. Just too risky.

If you landed on Maxine Waters wig, do you think you might get off easy and only go into a coma for a spell?

I wouldn't know she never leaves her mansion miles away from her own district she has shunned the flies that breed there. 4i8dkd.jpg (click to show)