Doctor

I CONSULTED MY DOCTOR AT HIS CLINIC, HE GAVE ME THE FOLLOWING HEALTH ADVICE:; 1. WALK MORE OFTEN. 2. NO SOFT DRINKS, BEER OR LIQUOR 3. DRINK MORE PLAIN WATER. 4. AVOID DRIVING. 5. AVOID DINING OUT, EAT AT HOME. 6. EAT LESS MEAT MORE VEGETABLES. I ASKED: “DOCTOR, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?” HE REPLIED: “YOU HAVE NO JOB.”