The plastic at the ends of shoelaces is melting the polar ice-caps and causing cancer. Are you an enemy of Mother Earth? Shoe laces must be banned, they are a conspiracy of Dr. Fauci and the Communists and a fulfillment of Temujin's last order to the Mongol hordes.

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also "the plastic at the ends of shoelaces" are called aglets

Did you read that in volume 1?

um this whole phineas and ferb episode is about them

also I think that it was in vol. 8 or something

That's the volume that Mao Zedong authored.

It's a conspiracy to get humanity used to shoelaces so they won't protest when mutant shoelaces subdue humanity.

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