Eve Was Framed

You obviously cherry picked a story that you thought you could discredit, but do not have an understanding of G-ds Word,

2 Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation. 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

I’m going to light a joint and ponder this

I can't find an interpretation that reads like that, please share the version that you got that from. Meanwhile here is what the NIV says:

To the woman he said,

“I will make your pains in childbearing very severe;
with painful labor you will give birth to children.
Your desire will be for your husband,
and he will rule over you.”

Genesis 3:16

KJB
Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.